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Ashley won't pay the wages of anyone half decent. Cabaye will be on twice what Ashley is prepared to pay.

Fuckin hell. Reid over Keane.

Kane. Tottenham's top diver and penalty taker. Vardy. Leicester's top diver and penalty taker Salah. Liverpool's top diver and penalty taker.

Chelsea's second goal. Not only did we have a player turn his back, look carefully and you'll notice he actually moves slightly out of the way. Cowardly behaviour.

The makems. Tyne and Wear's second best league team. They were once the best team in Co Durham.

I reckon he or she is bottom of the Garden Class at school.

We took your Fulwell End in 1970

You don't fuck with The Taverners, so the makems say

4 v 0 wasn't a bad result considering there were only 3 of them

I'm always surprised at how many of the sad makem bastards watch our games via dodgy tv when they're playing with commentary of their game available on Radio Newcastle.

Neckless. That made me smile.

Pickford again standing on his line and shitting his pants which allowed the opposition to win a header 3 yards out.

3 goals for The Hoss in a comfortable 4 v 0 win

Oh oh oh balding balding Balding balding cockney shithouse Lampard

FA Cup win and passports at the ready.

Jones challenge on Rondon in the box. I thought you weren't allowed to win the ball and then follow through and make contact

Pogba left the ball and put himself in the way of Shelvey. Obstruction and a free kick to us. Cheating cockney bastards were going down, and staying down, all fuckin game.

2 on 2 became 3 on 3 then someone tucked in leaving Rashford on his own.

I'm still on holiday so a few beers after the game may sooth the pain a little.

Bullying kids who could have their dreams on being professional footballers snuffed out by the person doing the bullying. He may be innocent of course.

Players know that most opposition players will go down easy in or around the box so why give them the opportunity? The Salah incident was a clear pen.

Ashley Young. Their number 1 shithouse. 0 v 4. The Hoss will be fuckin hopeless again. Lascelles will give a penalty away. Remember where you heard it first.

Not my style

Ha ha ha. Two more assists for the makem clown.

You would have thought at some stage in the second half one of our players would have said ' fuck it I'm going to have a shot'.