essembeeofsunderland

I’ve cracked it. Draw a line across the pitch 30 yards from goal.You can only be offside between the goal line and the 30 yard line if the ball has been kicked from the other half of the field.Brill idea that.

Before VAR you could be a fraction offside and whatever any new change is,it could still come down to a fraction.

When you sign a player as shit as Joe,you have to shift him ASAP in the hope another club think it just hasn’t worked out for him.The more he plays,the more his value decreases.

It’s looking like the more games Joe plays,the less we have to give his previous club as an add-on.

Is it not time Brucey asked Charnley/Ashley if he can drop Big Joe? Playing with an ‘invisible’ number 9 may have worked at Barca but it’s not working for us.

We now know we have another right back who has no interest in getting off the ground to head the ball away at the back post.Cowardice

And that’s the way it should be.

BMB.Brummie Makem Bastards

The makems aren’t really bothered about our under 23’s beating them 2 v 0.

Dr.Whom?

From who?

It’s my job to highlight his buffoonery on a football field.

I think now the ball is in play when it moves,not when it moves it’s circumference

Deciding whether someone is offside or not should be done in next to no time.Too many people are complaining because a player is an inch or two offside.If you’re offside,no matter by how much,you’re offside.

My post or his what?

Is that a question or a statement?

Jordan Prickford.Ha ha.

Did he not say he will hang around until we won a trophy? Looks like he’s off late May then

I agree

£60,000 a week for 3 hours ‘ work ‘ a day and nee graft on a weekend.Bastard piss-taker

Waggling

That makem rag will do all they can to identify him.

Stevenage away.The coldest I’ve ever been at a match.I remember the snow during the Setubal match but not being as cold as the Stevenage game.

The more our games are shown live on tv,the better it is for Sports Direct.Even better if we’re doing well and playing exciting football in front of sell-out crowds.10,000 empty seats every home game wouldn’t look great but I don’t think it would damage the Sports Direct brand as much as some people think.

Some makem called Maguire,ex-Pompey player,decided to have a go at Pompey’s disabled fans.