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We met a Norwegian lass called Veronique as it happens. She was pissed as fuck. Went to France with her mate who was meeting some lad she'd met online. Her mate was fat and had spikey hair.

It was an absolute blast. First morning was a bit of a mare like Fell down off a button lift and rolled down an icy hill. Spring conditions so first thing on a morning the surface was hard, really difficult to learn on and I was getting pissed off. But it all seemed to click by the second day and it was just epic. Seriously I've been to most of the european 18-30s resorts and pulling in the French alps is a comparative breeze. There's so much pussy working out there, and the majority of holidaymakers are middle-aged couples and/or families. Going back next year. Absolutely stunning place, pricey in places though. Got charged 24 euros for 2 pints at one mountain pub up the slopes

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My pals all reckon bovril on toast is weird like. "Urrrghh isn't it supposed to be a hot drink" is what I usually get. Even after my strong recommendation none of them have actually tried it.

Not feeling it yet but I usually get a surge of patriotism when it gets closer. I just enoy the drinking sessions and spirit of it all

<p> Not together. Soy sauce is immense on chips though.Another one for ye, bovril spread on toast. You'll thank me.

Got bigger pre-match nerves than I got against the inbreds. What a massive game.

Anyone else reckon LBT is lying?

I don't think I've ever been desperate enough for a chip-dressing to resort to wanting them to taste of tomato! Salt and vinegar - yes. Brown sauce - occasionally. Soy sauce - yes. I know a lad that puts tomato sauce on steak ffs.

Groove Armada - At The River. Need a beach holiday, now.

I don't own any ketchup. If I want tomato-tasting food I'll eat a tomato.

Nice to see big Sylvian back. Give the lad a run out for half an hour towards the end, we'll be 3 up by then.

Less densely populated

Bollocks. Laying the foundations for a super water-tax tbh

Fuckin' hell I'm on the R-side of S as well.. wonder how much extra it'd be to move to the east stand next to the SE corner

Where abouts is your seat then Pinball boy? I'm area S, upper tier

Nah, never been creched. Have you?

You're definitely a little bit obsessed with me like, Andrew. I don't have a spare ticket btw, was just hoping Stevie got wind and gave me the 'no real geordie' speech

Nah, just over triple mate.

The very thought of Cisse going two games in a row without scoring.

If Tom doesn't produce and you have a spare 150, pm me.

Yeah man, think it's been editted though.

If you can't see that it's too late to make wholesale changes, then so are you.

I think we'll beat them. We'll be looking to bounce back, and this isn't their biggest game this week. In a way, the Wigan loss could be a good result if it gives us a kick up the arse for the next 3 games. They're canny shit this season Chelsea, Sturridge gave Ryan Taylor at left-back the run around at our place, I worry that if he plays that Santon might not be defensive-minded enough to deal with him. Anyone else thinking start Perchino at LB?

Liverpool aren't that good with their stars either, but doubt they'll be fielding a youth side this weekend at Wembley. If you can't see that somebody would want to try line-ups and different players before throwing them in at the deep end then I fear you're just being contrary.