Milly-Molly

Was listening to the radio last night and they were discussing what kind of undies people preffered....Never started a poll before so....

Well, i went clubbin last night and i have to say as a one off happening it was...erm...an experience! Loved the music n dancin etc but have to say you cant converse with peeps. Wouldnt do it more than once a month, but they arent too bad (fogey i know but pubs are much better in my opinion!) However you do see some sights in nightclubs,lmao.

Is a lovely bloke with excellent taste

Well after last night .... you may be right!

Is a charmer!

Is a little dim witted and doesnt realise how observant women are.

Is bored to death and tired

SSSHHH!!! thats a secret...so can lull the lasses into trusting me!!!

Angelina jolie...Halle berry..Anastacia...the list is endless, but only if i was that way inclined of course.

Was recovering from a hangover...now just enjoying my time alone.

Or how to change a wheel for that matter...? 4871[/snapback] Well, as you dont seem to know...You need a jack craig pet and you usually find this little peice of apparatus in the boot(located, again usually at the rear of the car)....

I just read this and instantly thought of some of you losers... “How To Tell If She’s Ready To Be Kissed” I used to have no idea if a woman was ready to be kissed. I could be sitting there talking to her, thinking to myself “Wow, her lips really look nice...” but I didn't know what to do next. This would often leave me kissless, and many times kissless for good, as I didn't get another chance. Here's what I do now: If I've been talking to a girl, and I want to know if she's ready to be kissed, I'll reach over and touch her hair while we're talking and make a comment about it. I'll say "Your hair looks so soft" and just touch the tips of it. If she smiles and likes this, I'll reach back over and start stroking it again, but this time I also glance down at her lips and back up to her eyes a couple of times. If she lets me keep touching her hair, I know that she's ready to be kissed. By using “The Kiss Test” I've been kind and complimentary, but by being very SUBTLE about it, I haven't given her anything she can object to. I now have a way of knowing if she's ready to be kissed that NEVER gets me rejected—and I know within 5 minutes what it used to take me hours or days to figure out... LMAO any one care to test this out and let me know if it works?

Typical bloke...a bit too quick off the mark

Oops i forgot to say what im doin,lol. I am on a girlie nite out. First time (since being dumped 9 weeks ago) that i have been out drinking!

why cant i put smileys in my posts? Is it just me, has steve sabotaged me smileys cus he secretly loves me or is this pc crap?

Me lads Me photos (of me lads when babies) and me shoes/boots of course

Doesnt get many PMs on this forum

I know we got a friday night thread, but as its saturday night it just felt wrong to post it in there.... So what are you bunch of reprobates up to this evening?

Ahh mate, thanks for the compliment

What exactly is bloody wrong with me??? Steve is in denial (love me really dont you Steve) my name is linked to t00nraider...i could get a complex you know!!! Good job i got a sense of humour!

Have to agree Dan, it saves time and is a clever way of doing it.

Congrats mate and good luck...

But surely number two is a better option than thinking any one else you meet is 2nd best in comparison?

And let that name never be mentioned again. 3617[/snapback] STEVE...I get this feeling (call it womens intuition if you like) that you really love me (albeit deep down in a dark place that you are trying to deny). But hey, we are all friends on here and im sure given time you will lovingly embrace these feelings you have about me and recognise them for exactly what they are....LOVE!!! After all love/hate, easy to get confused mate. No hard feelings Steve.

Off somewhere nice cath? Well i is reeeeallly having a nice friday...no kids, first time ever on the net at night!!! Oh and i been drinking too so am quite happy