Mags

is in a huff thinking I edited his post but if he scrolled up a tad.......

Not rolling backwards and forwards over it 10 times in a car. 71158[/snapback] That's no help - really what should I do??? 71184[/snapback] well you could stop the car, get out check if its alive? if it isnt then punch yourself in the face ten times while saying "Im a twat" if it is then rush it to the vets before punching yourself in the face ten times while saying "Im a twat" 71187[/snapback] Run over a cat 10 times? Excuse the pun, but overkill. I am in agreement with putting an animal out of it's misery, and have done so on occasion, not with a car mind. For the best I believe, but not easy.

gets a dictionary thrown at him. Seraphim. Gold star. Mine.

has passed the 'I Am Win' badge on.

Try it with a flegmy throat and your neck twisted about 360. Green vomit wouldn't hurt either.

should allow for the fact of a killer hangover and be impressed that I am capable of even attempting to use words beyond gutteral grunts and a moan here or there. *get you mind out of the gutter now GF.

Sounds a bit satanic if you say it backwards.

is the proverbial little black pot who is a supurb influence in caddish bounder behaviourisms.

is trying to highlight the 1% of the time his mind isn't in the gutter in order to attain an air of maturity.

has possibly frightened GF

knows I'm always ready for anything.

Fine- go all out and splurge on a bottle of Jean Nate, and while you're at it a bottle of Thunderbird or Kestrel's Super Strength might not go amiss as well. 70865[/snapback] have i said something wrong? I really haven't got a clue about perfume, like what is Jean Nate? 70876[/snapback] The kind of stuff either teenyboppers or grannies use.

is afraid the bullets were blanks.

Elizabeth Arden's Provocative Woman... mind the smellies fripperies thing is done to death year in year out. 70857[/snapback] hmm isn't Elizabeth Arden stuff for old women though? we're not that old yet! 70861[/snapback] Fine- go all out and splurge on a bottle of Jean Nate, and while you're at it a bottle of Thunderbird or Kestrel's Super Strength might not go amiss as well.

has a screenshot of Sammynb performing unimaginable feats of contortion saved to his desktop.

Elizabeth Arden's Provocative Woman... mind the smellies fripperies thing is done to death year in year out.

knows that how if one is not meant to ask?

From CNN.com http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/12/21/katrina.hospital/index.html

Got a chuckle, but painful TR. very painful LOL.

has failed to remember the rule of normality- that normal is in fact abnormal, hence the abnormal is meant to be embraced.

Krishna wept! 70569[/snapback] Brahma on a bike tbh.

knows kinks aren't always a bad thing and a good kink on isn't to be knocked back.

could give lessons in pervishness.

Too much time with his much younger lass watching cartoons on Saturday morning. (have you written that paper for her yet Gol? )

Haven't you got anything else to listen to Luke? 3 times over- get yourself more music! Ministry- Thieves