Mags

Besides the fact that most women really appreciate the absence of that ash taste when they kiss you.....

begonia

IF the lass is willing be willing to be bribed with some deviant sexual behaviour that you've always had a yen for but never dared ask for each week without smoking.

Coke, smack, hash, angel dust..... just one fix'll do you . Seriously tho- never have smoked so I've no suggestions for you Pud, but good luck and smart move big man.

You don't mind me using your quote in my sig do you?

aminophyllin

corned beef hash

exquisite

has insulted my intelligence. I am not some 14 y/o chickie girl who believes all the student-ish one claims. Besides, I like a bit of a bad boy every now and then.

You mean us Jon? Surely you jest- have you SEEN that Beyonce video?!?

isn't one who is easily pleased either.

Pneumothorax

gave me the inspiration.

needs to help get this thread onto the next page.

And to think I was the driving force behind that shite 76554[/snapback] Yes you were when that was your main stomping/pick up grounds. Oh the memories.

Spill. 76395[/snapback] Completely innocent, I swear. Well, maybe not the drunken text part, but the texts at 1:30 AM is, especially when one gets the message "since I'm meant to be up for work in 4 hours..." oops. 76530[/snapback] It's ok, I didn't crash on the way into work 76561[/snapback] picture message tbh 76563[/snapback] Request was denied tbh 76567[/snapback] Just as well as you'd have no doubt been crawling round work on all fives. 76569[/snapback] I... ummm..... there's so much more that could be said. Higher road taken.

Spill. 76395[/snapback] Completely innocent, I swear. Well, maybe not the drunken text part, but the texts at 1:30 AM is, especially when one gets the message "since I'm meant to be up for work in 4 hours..." oops. 76530[/snapback] It's ok, I didn't crash on the way into work 76561[/snapback] picture message tbh 76563[/snapback] Made sure to eat and talk before you left home instead of during your drive Gol?

Bastids. And where have those 3 been?

Cell is more common than mobile- I use the term mobile when speaking with someone from the UK- easier that way. And they've always been texts that I've heard, can't say I've ever heard them refered to as SMS in normal conversation.

No one's ever locked the GRC thread on you Lou, have they? Pissed and moaned about it yes, but meh some people aren't happy unless there's something to complain about.. and I'm going to leave that train of thought dead in the station right now.

Spill. 76395[/snapback] Completely innocent, I swear. Well, maybe not the drunken text part, but the texts at 1:30 AM is, especially when one gets the message "since I'm meant to be up for work in 4 hours..." oops.

It's the sharks that get you, right SLP? Go on, admit it.

Jesus wept (just to maintain the religious theme). 76516[/snapback] God knows Alex, oh, yes He does. And he's gonna open a can of holy whupass on the nonbelievers. You just wait and see. (where's my ketamine and vodka mix? )

But that's such an eerily accurate little verbal bomb there. 76511[/snapback] The Church isn't one homogenous group though, perhaps it should be referred to as a bunch of cults, or similar 76512[/snapback] With each one believing theirs is the ONE TRUE GOD. Shouldn't get started on religion me- it's good for the soul to have a belief but it's a shite concept for the public masses.