Mags

nude

convoluted

To the both of you. Mwah!

is unable to diffentiate between the size of a lollypop and an avocado which has caused FPA some public embarrassment on occasion.

Brainwashing, simple as and yet very effective. Twenty years later I can still recite all those prayers and remember the holy days.

has confused avocadoes with lollys- the pops are good dipped in soda on occasion, but not with lemon or S&P.

The Bible- officially the best selling work of fiction. I love it when I get the mormons and jehovas at my door being that I am a reformed catholic schoolgirl, but also one of those people who have a belief(not religion) that guides my conscience. Do I believe the Bible is the word of God? On a good day yes, but with 2000 years of man's interpretation ascribed to it. On a bad day the Bible was written by a bunch of middle east and arabic rejects who ate one too many hallucinogenic weeds and the Bible is nothing more than an archaic bad acid trip. And you can't tell me that the Catholic church in all it's 'glory' hasn't changed interpretations and wordings in the bible for their own purposes.

encyclopedia

That kind of cool is relative Lou.

is as amused with GF's fascination with a baldy, lollypop sucking, middle aged man as I am.

You are enjoying that almost too much. It verges on the unseemly pookie bear.

muse

has cued me to make a smarmy comment regarding a preference to play the organ. I shall not bite, shall not I say!

You naughty, naughty englishman.

is a discordant piano maestro.

This shows promise, promise I say! And not the trivial hype and tripe so usually found before one becomes disillusioned and disenchanted by the cold cruel reality that is life. This is true and valid! **feel free to smack me for talking bollocks**

Definitely. He's a much rougher looking sort. He does do a mean rendition of some of the old classic rock hits tho.

appreciates my sweetness but is able to tolerate my bitter side as well.

Those titles surely do deserve the appropriate dramatic suspensful music segues... I swear I imagined hearing a thunderous 'Dum dum dum duuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!' as I read them. **gasp, shock, horrors!**

hasn't yet been convinced that too much sugar is bad for him.

crime

To distract you from the fact that I've been listening to Carrie Underwood all night. 76965[/snapback] Better than Bo Bice... depending on how one looks at it.

True. Hey, how's those beardy wisps coming along Brock?

Brock? Why do you have Dr. Phil for an ava? This concerns me slightly. Metallica- Master of Puppets