Mags

There's bunny rabbit ears keeping that hat on! 100362[/snapback] So are you saying that's actually a cat/rabbit hybrid?

Yet another feline falls victim to Catmag's fiendish habit of chopping their ears off...

Funny, but an even better result can be achieved if you whisper 'Your sister is better than you.' rather than just a simple name switch.

Happy Birthday Cath- hope you feel better.

Sorted

*edit* bollocks@ tripod

Man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm while his wife is lying in bed reading. Man says: "This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache." Wife replies: "I think you'll find, that is a sheep." .... Man replies: "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep."

expects to be on the receiving end of that holiday celebration.

Surely there is a islamic extremist punch line to go with this? 98712[/snapback] KA-BOOM -tish? 98716[/snapback] Heyyyyyy lookit that! Being almost 17 makes him mature and actually funny now!

yes no Renton is fat *makes mental note* 98349[/snapback] Big-boned. Want to get down to 13 stone if poss like, but not that bothered as long as I fit my trousers. Anyway, it's alright for a bloke to carry extra timber. 98351[/snapback] I find it easier just to buy bigger trousers these days 98720[/snapback] Down to 13 stone? Big boned? Hmmm... bit suss there. Weight should be height appropriate IMO.

Totally agree ! 98168[/snapback] 'phew' at least you and peasepud have a grip on reality then!! 98169[/snapback] Reality? Is that what they've named it then? Suppose that's better than some...

Sorry my dreams recently have all just been mucky. 97448[/snapback] The 60% was your cut, I'm not greedy. Have you found clarity yet?

Looked like it to me- loved Totti's stomp.

Now for $365 million tell me the winning powerball numbers- I'll split it with you 60/40.

Wavered between laughing in an evil manner and cringing. This is what all those american pundits needs to see when they say 'sawker' isn't a contact sport and that it's just for girls.

I was just waiting for a comment like that 96700[/snapback] He's right tho U2- One

Forgot the bit where you put your feet thru the floorboards and get going 'Flintstones' stylie. Nicely done Boyo. Congrats!

Ooohhh... what could have been. Impressive.

Forgot about that great big part in the middle tho, didn't you?

at its peak the british empire goverend a quarter of the globe and rules the seas. that's what i'm talking about. 95670[/snapback] Missed the USA out 95690[/snapback] Never have I played the Revolutionary War card and the 'we kicked your arses out of our country card' but Rob love, you really do need to brush up on your facts regarding that map which IS correct as far as the US/English colonization is concerned. The english only colonized on a small bit of the country- New England and a little ways down the coast with settlements scattered about - Georgetown Virginia being most well known if I remember correctly. Those areas are red on the map...missed the USA out? Hahaha !!!! Missed the boat more like.

Wasn't this broached earlier? See your earlier thread, from the 'outy' description and the fact it's tender to touch I'd get my arse in to a doctor rather quickly if I were you. Sounds like an umbilical hernia Pud, not usually anything major, but needs looking into all the same just in case it is more serious. No torsion needed nor wanted for you.

A customised jobby? 95108[/snapback] So I wasn't the only one finding that phrase a bit dodgy?

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