Mags

Seriously- how often does he predict a win for Newcastle when we're up against any of the top 10 on the table? Grain of salt.

104835[/snapback] Wouldn't touch that even with yours.

Newish perk Interesting- is this the exception to the rule for those blokes who spout 'No women at football!' ?

That and he's forgotten Shola on any of his lists there- not sold, released, made the squad or subs. Has he been relegated to being the unofficial team mascot? (makes one beg to wonder what sort of damage he could do in that capacity)

Forgot three key things. Burping Farting Velocity at the culmination of a wank.

The thought did cross my mind 104640[/snapback] You're a brave man 104641[/snapback] Or foolish.

Or Leazes Mag for that matter.

Can you believe this? http://www.ukfootballforums.co.uk/index.php?showtopic=24928

This one's for Cath! http://www.metacafe.com/watch/81866/funny_cats_2/

It's one of those internet fortune teller things that people deny playing but try out all the same. Scarily accurate in some ways, bollocks in others. http://www.candointeractive.com/prototypes/FortuneTeller.htm

Japanese fart A young Japanese girl had been taught all her life that when she married she was to please her husband and never upset him. So the first morning of her honeymoon the young Japanese bride crawled out of bed after making love, stooped down to pick up her husband's clothes, and accidentally let out a big fart. She looked up and said: "Awe So sorry...excuse please , front hole so happy back hole laugh out loud."

Oh bless- he's finally remembered what all those little buttons on a keyboard do!

Nice with the wins but this is still short term stuff. Let's see how he handles a loss with the side- first was the loss a deserved one and the side put out an intelligent choice that was sadly outplayed, second, after such a loss does the side bounce back or slump about again in lower level mediocrity. I'm still not sure about Roeder, but happy with how it's going so far- certainly better than I expected.

Welcome!

I don't associate myself with cyber hard men like you. 103257[/snapback] Gentlemen, choose your weapons.

Springsteen- Rosalita

Bothered?

How dare you insinuate that J69 has a small willy tbh. 102775[/snapback] (I really shouldn't say anything here.... ah well.) He said it looks bigger shaved didn't he?

My heart bleeds. Buy a PC, tight wad! 102907[/snapback] While I was thinking similarly, it wasn't put across in such a way. I take it there's no PC then at S-O's abode? Pity- his and Wacky's banter is something I quite look forwards to.

Probably the most commercial of their work, but I have to say I loved Brighter Than A Thousand Suns. Killing Joke- Rubicon Drop Kick Murphys- Blood and Whiskey

[pedant] One has to ask tho if he even tried out for the team in the first place?[/pedant]

Kinda shit that they didnt give him a game for 2years cos hes autistic and it turns out hes the best player on the team! Bet hes still back off the team next season like. 101229[/snapback] He wasn't actually a member of the team- he's the coach's assistant IIRC. Good on the lad tho- autism and autism-like syndromes are being diagnosed at an increase of almost 400%- these people may have a learning disability that hampers them in certain aspects to varying degrees, but given the opportunity they shine almost like no other.

http://www.newcastle-online.com/nufcforum/...ic,15620.0.html And a baldy headed one too?

IIRC he doesn't have access when he out doing what he does. Miss the oldish bugger when he's not about.

Loved that it was free here and a win as well made my day.