Mags

Obsessed. 105778[/snapback] You've a stalker!!! Want to borrow my steriotypical american gun and deal with it?

Probably right there. Question begs tho now with that one being as large as she is how in God's name (her God, yours, mine, whatever) was she flexible enough to get her head that far up her arse?

Thought you'd appreciate a visual for easier understanding. How about I just type R E A L L Y S L O W T H E N ? Wouldn't want you to be overwhelmed you know.

Cold and ibuprofen today, elevate and stay off it... you know the drill Boyo. Doubt it'll be really comfortable for watching the match tomorrow unless you sit the entire time (can't see that happening). Hope it isn't too bad tomorrow- rest it as much as you can today and bring the paracetamol to the match. (no grinding sensation or click/pop sounds from it I hope?)

You think?

Panic At The Disco- I Write Sins Not Tragedies (reminds me alot of The Killers)

Now don't be silly, you know us yanks are incapable of humor, and thank you for validating my belief that not all brits are capable of wit. Do try to refrain from adding extra letters to words in an effort to appear clever as it doesn't work you see.

You must have been made a Mod, that's their flag of choice 105517[/snapback] No. The mods have their own super secret clique-y handshake gov'nor. No badges or flags needed- it's a mafioso sort of thing. Now what admin does is another story completely.

Sounding a bit bitter like. Door's that way petal... (back door even for good measure *no cheeky smilie to alter the context needed*)

Gemmill and HTL touching in special places? Can I watch?

Few too many shots to the head sonna? Or have you been taking typing lessons from me...?

Can't remember if this has been posted here... too bad if it has A guy goes into an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll. Guy behind the counter says, "Male or female?" Customer says, "Female." Counter guy asks, "Black or white?" Customer says, "White." Counter guy asks, "Christian or Muslim?" Customer says, "What the hell does religion have to do with it?" Counter guy says, "The Muslim one blows itself up!"

you? 105338[/snapback] Well I slipped a note inside it and am going to give it to someone as a present 105373[/snapback]

Well, as it stands the story I got from my two has been backed up by another neighbor who witnessed the whole thing. It started with the other two basically name calling and throwing stuff at my eldest. After a point he got annoyed enough that he went in fists flying. Bit of a scuffle with him and the one lad, but then the other one (troublemaker) joined in, ending up with my lad against two. Ended with him punching the one lad's hand and then throwing the other off his back and telling them both to piss off in yank terms. The mum of one hasn't bothered calling back, and the one that called me got all defensive and didn't want to hear nowt about her darling lamb. Final word from me was for them to stay well away, but if those two come looking for more of a do then my two are to stand up for themselves and do as they see fit- I'll back them up unconditionally as long as they don't start it. So there. *stomps foot childishly*

Well her laddie should have shot the liitle toe-rag then to ensure no comeback! 105256[/snapback] He's limited to bow and arrow- he's not responsible enough for a firearm. 105271[/snapback] Don't know why you're asking tbh. He's your kid, you know him. Go with your gut feeling of what you think is right. 105279[/snapback] I know what you're saying- but sometimes as a parent it's a tough call whether you should step in or let the kids handle it. These two are 14 and 12. Personally I'd like to see mine smack the little shite again just for fun.

Trading Spouses.. what a show. I do feel sorry for the family of this woman, and ashamed that such a creature is protected by the constitution of the US. Explains alot tho. bible thumper meltdown

Yes but while you only visited I happen to live closer. Power to the me- I am win.

Well her laddie should have shot the liitle toe-rag then to ensure no comeback! 105256[/snapback] He's limited to bow and arrow- he's not responsible enough for a firearm.

Yeh that comment sealed it- you really should leaf(ve).

Right- here's the situation. I just got a phone call from a neighborhood mum whose son gets on the bus at the same stop as my two lads. According to her there was an issue today with her lad and my oldest throwing things (don't know what yet) at each other culminating with my lad allegedly punching hers in the hand and him running crying home because it hurt. Now- this boy is mates with the neighborhood troubled kid and his attitude has been shite since they buddied up. All a matter of association at this point for me. While my youngest son is no angel the one involved today is my eldest who is basically a very quiet kid, has a temper but to this point has never started or provoked a fight of any sort but has ended a fair share.He's also got PDD (call it functional autism if you must) which has him truly a nonconfrontational kind of person. Until I can speak with both of my lads I've really nothing to go on except my gut feeling which is this other boy picked a fight with mine, bit off more than he could chew with an older and stronger boy and when things didn't go his way ran home telling tales. My first reaction going with this is to tell the mum to pound sand as her kid had it coming to him for some time yet better judgement had me waiting a bit to find out more of the story. Any ideas/advice or experiences from you lot on how to deal with this? Tempting to have a chat with my two when they're home from school and then call this other kid and his parents over to discuss matter or best to leave it alone and let the boys sort themselves?

Noooooooo... it's "Ah lost mah wuman, ah lost mah truck and ah lahst mah dawg.... shur do miss that there dawg..."

You can, just pull over first 105159[/snapback] Exactly Alex- I completely agree. However, even pulling over to talk on your mobile can get you ticketed unless you are speaking to EMS, police, or a fire department.

That's the only place it is tbh.

No mobiles while drinving just got passed here as law recently, with the addendum that eating and drinking (any beverage) while you drive is heavily frowned upon, but not an offence as yet. No ban from driving but there's been some hefty fines levied. On a personal level the knee jerk reaction from me is that I should be able to speak to whom I want whenever I want but logically I feel better thinking that most drivers will have both hands on the wheel.

If you used your brain a bit more you could stick a knife under the lid, thus breaking the seal and saving waiting for a few mins. Daft bint 104928[/snapback] Or slice your hand open. (kids. )