Mags

Now THAT puts it all into perspective. *edit* I feel so youthful.

Don't think my opinion on whether or not it's a derby really matters. In my opinion it's strictly defined by the locals. That being said I don't think of the newcastle/boro matches as derbies- it's all about the mackems. The smoggies can call it a derby match when sunderland are back in the championship.

Ed: 1 is dead 117786[/snapback] I watched earlier and have a guess- which one tho?

He's got an evil mind that man! Loving this.

Ugh- not even IF I was a guy.

He's not told you then what he's really doing in Durham tomorrow?

Unless his g/f is used to his man slut behavior and he keeps up his 'antics'.

Gutted I'll be missing all this tomorrow.

I couldn't find me medical jawnal to cheque thow. 116526[/snapback] The 'P' is silent like in pneumonia. 116546[/snapback] Not sure if you're taking the piss there mags but the 'p' is nonexistent, as in 'science'. 116872[/snapback] Let me add the [sarc][/sarc] then. Yes Radgina- you're right, the comment was towards the original spelling, not you in any way.

*waves* Show us yer tits! 117241[/snapback] Again?

Think it could be narrowed down a bit?

Really. Where IS Lou when you need her?

Fuck off. Go and try it on with Mags or something. 117089[/snapback] Wouldn't even touch him with yours Skol.

I couldn't find me medical jawnal to cheque thow. 116526[/snapback] The 'P' is silent like in pneumonia.

They're a bit dodgy Cath, but I'd call them borderline worksafe. No human nudity.

If you can put this into a believable form I'm happy to meet her and report back. 115554[/snapback] and...? this all fizzled out now then? 115834[/snapback] No staying power, bless him.

Tori Amos I've gone out with a few short arse birds and it just looks silly. So I generally require a bird taller than 5'5", but no taller tha 6', that's just scary. 115359[/snapback] How tall are yee like???!! 115377[/snapback] 6'5" Listen carefully and you'll hear Mags swoon. 115381[/snapback] Pud is taller.

Come on Mags, keep it out the gutter. It's not like any of us lads have felt the need to say 'massive clits' is it?! Though Gemmill is yet to post I admit. 115383[/snapback] Reckon some of the guys here wouldn't know what to do with a clit tbh, and even more wouldn't want to be bothered . And there's been enough conversations about beestings, tits, boobs, norks, baps, piss flaps, lettuce and the like in the recent past to make up for one reference to male genitalia. Deal with it. *Hung like a mouse, aren't you shortarse?*

By the same token, hospitals are rife with unexplained goings-on after the lights have gone out And I don't mean doctors and nurses in the linen cupboard 115150[/snapback] So come on Cath, name a few! I think if I really put some thought into it I could be here half the day typing things out. Hospitals, old age homes.... Ghosts- yyyyeeees... kinda... am a little skeptical but at the same time I've seen and felt too many things to deny the possibility. UFO's- don't disbelieve, but I really haven't seen anything that makes me give UFO stories any credibility either.

Taller men (6' and up), height/weight proportionate. More rough and masculine really- this softened metro sexual effeminate look just kills me. Can't be having that, or a short bloke who looks like if he got in a scuffle at the local that you'd be the one saving his arse that day. Short men are against the laws of nature and should be culled accordingly. Yes, I'm talking height and penile size here for clarification lads.

Sanneh played for Berlin and Nuremberg and was crap. So were Landon Donovan and Frankie Hejduk. 115057[/snapback] You mean to say that Donovan actually made it off the bench for Leverkusen? They were mad to want him back, contract or no. And HTT, if you must use american colloquialisms then it's pronounced 'sawker' or 'sawkah' depending on how close to Boston you are. No needed, right?

Jumping on this a bit late but I have to say I agree completely with Cath-it sounds as tho your lass has nothing to hide from you and whether or not a guy wants to shag his female friends isn't a basis to judge us women, as I can safely say most of us wouldn't want a shag off a male friend. That would just 'complicate' things. Besides that, you wouldn't want to say owt about him to her as that'd make you look a tad bit insecure. THAT is annoying, trust me.

no i dont think he has...and i didnt think prostitution was a crime as such, i thought soliciting in public places was though. 114918[/snapback] His lass might see things a bit differently tho.

Yup, someone's arse would be smarting alright. 114787[/snapback] Well just look at the comic cover... face down, eyes tearing....I tell you. It's Steve and Meenzer in Steve's very own autobiographical comic.

He seems to have forgotten the rules of the thread though, wheres the updates? 114625[/snapback] Hard to post when you've been arrested for soliciting a prostitute.