Mags

Maybe you've seen this? If not then this option should make household chores a breeze, mind I'd prefer a dark haired bloke over the pseudo-ginger... Is there anything else you'd like me to do?

Rib eyes on the grill, asparagus and garden salad, not sure if I'll bake a loaf of bread or just settle for those biscuits from a tin.

Sure he's not the one in the dark shirt who looks to be sitting on the thing having a pic taken?

Can't stand the crawly things to the point of it being a phobia. Was fine with them until a few years ago when I got bit by a brown recluse here-anaphylactic shock, a massive infection and a month on antibiotics has me in a terror when I see one near me.

what the hell are Century doing ... having Boro's game on grrrrr anyway yay 121554[/snapback] And BBC.co.uk about 5 minutes at the very least late on updates.

It's my age. No stamina for anything else tbh after all the chasing I did.

Oooohh... look at YOU and your bad self!

You daft c*nts! *shakes head* Ignorance. Foolish and silly. Unbelievable really. Pud, Craig,

Loads of snakes here... that yard-a-pult creation looks to have merit. Might be fun- run out of snakes, move to the gifts that the dog leaves.

Tragic unicycle accident off the parapet of a castle in Germany.

Forget about Catholics, you do realise you're going to be hunted down by an angry mob of vegetarians any minute now. 121208[/snapback] Hopefully the 'vegetarians' who admit they eat fish. Since I'm having prawn fajitas (oo-er!) tonight! 121209[/snapback] what a "cosmopolitan" young man you are.. 121212[/snapback] He's been observing Gemmill in a very intense manner lately. Bottle of white zin as well Brock? 121222[/snapback] Vodka mudshake http://www.independentdistillers.co.uk/ibu....aspx?tabid=351 121224[/snapback] Girlie drink.

No, it's my fault. He was emotionally scarred by being pursued online and then in real life by a middle aged slag.

Forget about Catholics, you do realise you're going to be hunted down by an angry mob of vegetarians any minute now. 121208[/snapback] Hopefully the 'vegetarians' who admit they eat fish. Since I'm having prawn fajitas (oo-er!) tonight! 121209[/snapback] what a "cosmopolitan" young man you are.. 121212[/snapback] He's been observing Gemmill in a very intense manner lately. Bottle of white zin as well Brock?

Thought you three may appreciate some more female input! 120433[/snapback] yes most definitely craig, soon you guys will just have no say in any matter on any thread! 120443[/snapback] Just have them toddle back off to the football threads- they know it all anyways. They've no say in anything important other than that really. Fuschia- showing your feminine side now Craig? You know bloody well they were blue last night!

Welcome Bluebabe! Click that blue quote button on the bottom right of whatever person you're wanting to quote. (Craig, is this.....???)

There's something disturbing about the thought of a man with hair that's allegedly seen more chemical processes than most women see in a lifetime eating.... yeh. No. That's just not right. Blonde tips and all.

Prefer pork drapes tbh, let more light in. 120052[/snapback] Strictly speaking those only describe the labia. You both need to eat more minge before posting again on the matter tbh. 120055[/snapback] So why don't you give them some tips or suggestions? Maybe their lack is simply something to do with technique. Go on. Cunnilingus- performance enhancing tips by Manc-Mag.

Happy Birthday Linz!

1800's wasn't it? And no Rob, that isn't a reference to your alleged age. IIRC it is a little known fact, but a fact all the same. Personally Jill I'd tell the self rightous f*ckers to pawn their religious beliefs on someone else.

Goes with mine???? As the kids say, she was perpetuating the Turkish smurfy duck.

aye whatever you do dont take a photo of the screen, we may get a reflection of you sitting starkers! 118839[/snapback] shush man, i told you to keep that quiet! 118844[/snapback] Careful Craig- you could put a person's eye out with that!

Not all that far fetched- case in point the season of 2002/3 when Toon finished third under Sir Bobby, and then 95-97 second under Keegan. Rambling. Shutting up.

You've been hugely drunk for quite awhile now tsk! 118414[/snapback] just 3 daysish, dont exagerate 118418[/snapback] Now by woman thing do you mean Pud's less than clear rambling or your reason for being drunk for three 'days-ish'? Is it exaggerating to state that the hyphen helps in that word a bit? Jon, you're too funny.

Pud is on the case.

It's a mutual ruination. Worse for us at times as there's always one more childlike creature you have to look after than what you give birth to.