Mags

Size is everything, hmm?

Flipping her the bird? 146180[/snapback]

May I make a suggestion ? 145448[/snapback] clickie me

Oh my f*cking god that's painful!!!

Chris Daughtry- Renegade

That better hinny? Much, thanks. [/pedantic urges]

There won't be a sound out of him- he'll just leap the barrier and hump his leg I reckon... at the very least.

Radiology techs pet, not nurses. Generally speaking we don't have owt to do with X-rays.

(It may have been used before but I don't care) Well Toonraider, I really do think the proof is in the pudding tbh.

Like a lamb to slaughter I keep coming back chicken this thread.

I'm sure any poster worth their salt could chime in as long as they stopped waffling about.

She'll have alot to ketchup on when she comes back.

What, no posts from Toonraider now to sandwich in between the b(p)uns?

Less satisfying to crush with your bare hands when finished though. 142725[/snapback] He's a hockey goalie- he's hard as nails. Bet he just eats the glass when done drinking the beer.

Family coming over for dinner later- BBQ consisting of buffalo wings, choice of hamburgers or hot dogs, potato salad, garden salad, watermelon, and samoas later on with the fireworks.

You're a sick twisted man Boyo!

Quiet night as I'm meant to work 9a to 11p tomorrow and the next day.

Well then- if you're not wanting to be bothered about anything to do with all that shite on 9/11 then don't read anymore and please accept my apologies for dredging this up. BUT... on the off chance your curious click this link as it goes a bit into a subject that had perplexed me a bit.... if a plane did really hit the Pentagon that day.... well then.... where's the plane wreckage? It was a friggin huge plane and they just don't disintegrate without a trace. clickie

Irony at it's best. 140569[/snapback] Missing the point at its best. 140597[/snapback] Really don't think so, but feel free to continue thinking that.

Irony at it's best.

LeazesMag, meet Geordie Broon, Broon, meet Leazes. You both seem to have an affinity for recycling old jokes....

Oh how fucking true!!!! You know you're a nurse if... You would like to meet the inventor of the 'nurse call button' some night in a dark alley.They'd not be long in this world Your sense of humour gets more warped each year. patient dead pool anyone Almost everything can seem humorous....eventually.see above You know the smell of different types of diarrhoea well enough to identify it. Ah, the unmistakable scent of C-diff You can tell the pharmacist more about the medication they are dispensing than they know.Or make up new med names just to mess with them- generic form of viagra anyone? You screen your phonecalls on your day off to see if anyone from the hospital is trying to call and ask you to work.That's a given You've been telling stories in a restaurant and made someone either at your table or nearby retch or throw up. You notice that you are using more 4 letter words than you did before you started nursing. Every time someone asks you for a pen you can find at least 4 of them on you.At the very least You live by the motto "to be right is only half the battle, to convince the doctor is more difficult" You've told a confused patient that your name was that of your co-worker and to holler if they need help. (I have done this! ) Me too- last night even Your bladder can expand to the size of a Winnebago's water tank And your pain threshold gets higher and higher too You find yourself checking out other customers' veins in the supermarket queue.Rolly, ropey... You avoid unhealthy looking shoppers in the supermarket for fear that they will drop near you and you'll have to do CPR on your day off. Your finger has gone places you never thought possible.Lets not discuss that- SMO might get excited You have seen more penises than any prostitute. Dodgy reference there, but true

Right, no sausage, chips and curry sauce for me- even if I did have all the stuff eating that before bed is . Good night guys.

All Chinese takeaways sell chips! In fact, most of them sell burgers, kebabs and pizza an'all 139191[/snapback] Now that is something I would expect here tbh, but no self respecting chinese would do that! Only in England I suppose...

Sorry 139189[/snapback] All I need is the curry sauce!