Mags

If Real are seriously keen about loaning him out, I'd hope to hell we made an approach with an option to buy should his fitness hold out. I know a lot of people are concerned by his fitness, but I've never seen a better defender in 24 years of following the club! 167108[/snapback] Wayne Bridge, Sol Campbell and Jonny Woodgate playing in defence for us... Would love it but cannot see it happening... 167114[/snapback] Might be quite overly optimist Craig but wow... imagine those three in the line up and on form? Mind boggling! (I want... badly!)

Isn't she cute? Little too much fun with the laser pointer when we got home from work tonight I think.

thats shurrup not sharrap 166079[/snapback] Shaddap already.

This one gets me...if you ever spend time in New England they eat 'bi-day-ders' in Providence wilst the rest of us eat 'po-tay-toes' in the surrounding areas. Or you axt someone a question.... or yous all go to tha mahhhhl. *shudders*

Well that's my arse in a sling then... may as well bin the degree and shag off the good job I have. *shakes head*

Airline elitist tbh. United is scraping the dregs right now with their reputation. American Eagle, Southwest or Jetblue. Southwest should be cheapest, but they'll get you to your destination and not much more. Basic, economical, gets the job done with minimal fuss, just don't expect movies, hot meals or fit stewardesses.

Frozen chicken thru a windscreen, cannon made out of a log, car sandwiched between two speeding semi's..... love the show if for no other reason than they get to do what most of us would kill for a chance at. Blow things up just to see if it could be done? Oh hell yes. *cue bloody minded american quips from highbrow anglians*

You mean "aitch"? I've always said haitch looking down upon those who say different and if they get funny they get a punch on the nose. It's the only way, trust me. 165859[/snapback] Oooh get you! 'Aitch' is where it's at.

Bless...maybe one of mine was for you ??? 165291[/snapback] aww thanks Gina ....though i wouldnt bank on it! 165294[/snapback] Aye I reckon they've heard of that 'other' t00nraider and didn't want to chance it. See how blessed you are here? Fegging barstids didn't invite me. :| Didn't want to spam up their cheesy forum anyways....

So if pints aren't the thing then what DO they expect women to drink? Alcopops are piss take material and shots denote whorish activity. Come on guys... what's the mental image of a proper lady's drink? The first one that says semen will be castrated with a rusty spoon by yours truly... I f*cking guarantee it. Rock salt rub is optional.

Which sammy, me or manc? 164568[/snapback] You.

Likewise. Count me in.

Morningwood- Nu Rock Saaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmy..... give a listen hmm?

bloody knew you were one of them to be brutally honest I just cannot begin to see the attraction in men. First off we're all square shaped and not at all aesthetically pleasing, add to that our immaturity and inconsistancies... then of course there is the joy that is the mid-life crisis and on top of that a debilitating low self esteem and uncertainty as to our role in modern life. I couldn't begin to see the attraction I think it boils down to one undeniable fact, all women are cock hungy whores. it's the only reason that can justify their interest in what is essentially a big grubby animal 164301[/snapback] Buttmunch... the reason is not that we're cock hungry whores as there's numerous reasons that a BOB is much better... it goes as long as you want, does what you want it to, etc etc. Face it... while you lads all profess a love for a good wank life with out occasionally being imbedded in a woman would have no luster or meaning. You need the pussy. Deal with it.

Irish International Damien Duff today sent shock waves through the sporting world when he announced that he is to retire form competitive football and join Newcastle United. In a statement, the former Chelsea double Premiership winner said 'obviously it was flattering to have Liverpool and Tottenham interested but in talks with both clubs it was apparent that they intended to challenge for honours and, at 27, i felt that i just couldn't be arsed. When Newcastle came in and offered silly money in wages and signing on fee, I thought all my Christmases had come together'. My decision was also influenced by chats I had with Alan Shearer and Michael owen who convinced me that I should see out my career running down the wing for Newcastle with 52000 telling me I was a star playing for a big club and shouting for the manager's head when I play crap. The whole set up is very attractive and it will also be great to have Shay Given to act as interpreter while I am learning the language'.

Have two sons here and they are definitely the best things that have ever happened to me. That bond was cemented instantly when they were born Magelaide, and like Jimbo the selfish me had to make room for the more important figures (them) and really it hasn't been any sort of sacrifice. I still go by the adage that it's good to map things out financially but you never really can afford kids... expensive as hell no matter how much you earn. And geez people. Birth is the easy part (and this is from someone who had natural births of 9+ pound kids)... the hard part is showing up for 'work' everyday for the next 18 years!

Morningwood- Jetsetter

Leave it to you Jimbo to always be behind something having to do with balls or keeping it up.

Shola!!!

Have to agree with Linzi here and refer back to conversations with a couple of people last weekend who felt the same.. it's one of those things where you've 'made friends' on the forum and even if you haven't met in person it's like you really have... if that makes sense... in a clique-ey perpetual way....

Excellent news, congrats!

Happy Birthday Rikko!

Laz! Lots of spare time on your hands?

It's been a year? Holy hell! Happy birthday snookums! *pinches toontastic cheeks*

Nothing specific but this sounds like a nasty little virus that circulated some years back... basically it set your machine at perpetual start up and deleted anything you tried to install. Hopefully not the case. Maybe some of the computer geeks* here can help you sort it and also know if that virus is still about. *PC nerds know about computers and tell you what to do, geeks get it done.