SouthernMag

i'm surprised at what some people buy. some of it is complete and utter shite. e.g for a jenga tower it's something like £6.99 & etc.....

99p thoughtful

IMO You should pay for that SouthernMag. Not in a feeling bad way, but hard cash to the NHS. It was a fucking ALCOHOLOCAUST

As the thread title says.... Cos I swear I have the potential to be the youngest on here and that within itself is an achievement

I'd have her power ... because whoever touches her has to bed her and I'd abuse it by touching 10/10's / those girls who just look pr0 at it

The Inbetweeners Movie Certainly 'worthy

just got back from a and e. drank way too much last night

Staff do tonight. Gonna be awesome - although my hairstyle is slightly NAZIRIFIC

Lovely card! @Ant - *cough* SD banner, where is it plz? *cough*

I heard Fists' Missus tits were fostered. Dirty cunt

How old am I? I'm still a bairn myself

Can you handle them?

5 games in to my new season and already 5 losses. Staggering all of them have been 0 - 1. Krul is SHITE - I reckon Söderberg would be better than him

*Kadar - I'm relating too much to FIFA

Krul - Simpson, Saylor, Colo, Santon - Tiote, Cabaye, Marveaux, Jonas - Obertan - Ba. 4-4-1-1

How? I can't even get into division 9 because I'm that weak of a player

is this fella on fifa? can't find him any where!!! http://www.qpr.co.uk/page/ProfilesDetail/0,,10373~28342,00.html

http://news.sky.com/home/strange-news/article/16124829 Second sentence is just worthy. Probably because he spent more on that than he did on her within the three years they were together

GRAMMAR SAVES LIVES AND TIME DEADMAN's too macho for the basic rules of grammar to apply

I don't know if I need my eyes testing as I've just seen a pic of Ashley's daughter and she is FIT

What's wrong with a normal chair with a cushion underneath and speakers from your stereo plugged into the console?

Aren't Messi or Ronaldo in them now?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WT-pNYPYE4g&feature=player_embedded

What is all this 'Yes Gemmill' and 'No Gemmill' business about?