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"And here comes Steven GerraaaaAAAA*cums*" God this country's football media is pathetic.

"Don't forget, in the last two Champions League finals, the team that scored first... lost!" Gosh, really? TWO whole years of statistical proof. What could possibly go wrong?

Can you save some of that excrement for me to send to Sky? Once again, they fail to understand that "politely offering extended warranty protection at a price" is not the same thing as "disturbing me while I'm trying to work, launching into an unprompted 3-minute advertising spiel then asking me if I want to pay by credit or debit card, without telling me the price or bothering to ask if I actually want the product in the first place". Cocks.

They look like Salopets. Were you ski-ing or did that pass for everyday wear in the '70s? The only skiing Happy Face has ever done is with two puffs in a bed and him in the middle doing slalom.....waheea! With the 'Ski Sunday' theme tune playing in the background, I hope. Sounds like you know a bit about this sort of winter sport Well you've got to find something to pass the time when it's not watersports season.

They look like Salopets. Were you ski-ing or did that pass for everyday wear in the '70s? The only skiing Happy Face has ever done is with two puffs in a bed and him in the middle doing slalom.....waheea! With the 'Ski Sunday' theme tune playing in the background, I hope.

Spending time in Hamburg would have a corrupting influence on anyone.

I wouldn't mind Liverpool winning it if they hadn't already done so quite so recently.

Nah, it'd be 50 Cent by a mile.

Aye, I sort of imagined it like that Rene and Renatta video from the 80's. Or the Russ Abbot version of it anyway. Shepherd would have to play the Bella Emberg role, it's a match made in heaven.

Awesome work

They have awesome tapas and rioja on tap. It won't be.

I'm sure nufc.co.uk had something similar a few years back. The official club site asking people to tell them their rumours about club business for publication. Classy.

Patrokles clearly doesn't have a leg to stand on.

Poor Guam.

Very good call. They were marvellous. Bizarre set of support acts though. Lethal Bizzle? just had a listen to a couple of their songs on their myspace page, why didn't anyone tell me about them before??? although the txt spk titls 4 ther sngs is a bit much. meenzer, not sure if it will interest you but Sophia are doing a 5 quid gig in Landan at the spitz on june 8. Adam Franklin from swervedriver is playing guitar for them. http://www.spitz.co.uk/venue.htm I like the Spitz. Hope it doesn't die.

Very good call. They were marvellous. Bizarre set of support acts though. Lethal Bizzle? Pow! What did you make of the new album (presuming you've heard it)? I hadn't actually got hold of it yet - they're such an impressive live act that I thought I'd let the songs wash over me in a larger venue first. Plus I sort of forgot it was actually out. Just ordered it now.

The Feeling - Never Be Lonely

Happy Monday to you too. EDIT: Great minds... or something

They'll have to rename the DLR station now.

Very good call. They were marvellous. Bizarre set of support acts though. Lethal Bizzle?

65daysofstatic tonight.

The charts on Radio 1.

He didn't even talk to me the last time I was up, never mind tell me about his grand new plans, the ginger swine. In all seriousness though, good on you and best of luck with it all