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Really interesting idea that, actually. (The Alex bit aside, obviously. ) Might compromise the atmosphere of the ground though. I wonder what options there'd be.

Got it?

What's the Union Jack got to do with it? Apart from the fact the entire UK is paying for London to get the benefits. True, Londoners aren't British, I forgot. Maybe something incorporating the Polish, Lithuanian and Ghanaian flags...

Reet, got some wholly inappropriate winter soup on the go... lentil, parsnip, carrot, leek and bacon.

Haven't got much in really. I want to make some soup today but I'm bloody hungry now. Might have to hit the corner shop for something gloriously unhealthy.

Gannin along the Scotswood Road and she was heavy laden Away we went on the Scotswood Road, that's on the road to Blaydon Scotswood Road, you should have seen us gannin Gannin along the Scotswood Road just as they were stannin All along the Scotswood Road, lads with smiling faces Gannin along the Scotswood Road to see the Blaydon Races (Well if we're going to get the words wrong, we might as well do it properly. )

Oops. Got distracted by Cubase aka The New Toy. Sorry

Well you're not getting mine hiya Meenz honey...no Iwon't soil you delicate area You know how to talk a good talk

Well you're not getting mine

And what was everyone else, yourself included, this past season? Fascinating pessimists, dahling.

Tsk tsk. I'm not done grooming Brock yet. Aye, only thing that prevented you from spiking me drink was that I was giving you a lift to the station. Well you'd have been sober again by the morning.

: It's from the Mark Ronson album 'Version' (which is really good). Ahh, should've been able to Google that for myself really. Ta, will check it out

Paris Hilton sent back to prison Celebrity heiress Paris Hilton has been taken screaming from a Los Angeles court after being told to return to jail to serve out her sentence. The celebrity heiress was ordered to attend the hearing rather than listen to the proceeding by telephone. Hilton left jail on Thursday, just three days into a 45-day sentence for violating probation on a driving ban. Her release from the prison, on unspecified medical grounds, had sparked widespread criticism. Hilton attended court to hear the case for her "reassignment" to house arrest. She arrived in handcuffs and cried throughout the court session. The judge said that she would have to serve her full 45-day sentence. "It's not right!" she shouted in response, before calling out to her mother in the audience. She has been held at the Century Regional Detention Centre in Lynwood, California, in a special unit for celebrities, public officials, police officers and other high-profile inmates, and has so far served five days of her sentence. No details of the medical problem have been given for "privacy reasons".

Gwen Guthrie - Ain't Nothing Goin' On But The Rent

Tsk tsk. I'm not done grooming Brock yet. 1. I'm working till 8 or 9, which is clearly wrong. 2. Got a couple of bottles of Leffe chilling for when I'm done, which is clearly right. 3. Watching Nadal-Djokovic in the background - fantastic match so far. 4. This weekend will be a clean-the-flat-a-thon, unless the weather's good in which case I'll probably do a bit of cursory hoovering then head off to a local park to get me some skin cancer. 5. Quite fancy some chips and beans now actually.

Click on his profile and your suspicions are confirmed. Aw bless, he's sweet. No wonder Radgi's after his cherry.

My money's on chips and beans.

Is that a ska version of "Apply Some Pressure" on there?

Geek Heil!

Yeah, I assume the German journalist in question wasn't really suggesting they had anything to do with it in a sinister sense, but thought it was the best way of raising the general issue of how they've handled the whole thing and managed to deflect a lot of the blame from themselves.

Well he always asked me to toast his sausages around the campfire.

Play to the whistle!

50 shots of "Schnopps" and no doubt a "kebob" afterwards. Americans...

Can't top that.