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Now see, if I were Gemmill, I'd add something about you not needing a devil's tail there because you've already got a "Goods Entrance This Way" arrow tattooed on. But I'm not, so I won't. *hides behind Parky's sofa* No, I know a really lovely chap like you wouldnt dream of saying such a thing!!

Now see, if I were Gemmill, I'd add something about you not needing a devil's tail there because you've already got a "Goods Entrance This Way" arrow tattooed on. But I'm not, so I won't. *hides behind Parky's sofa*

Are you taking the piss? She's a stupid bint but she's hardly Pol Pot. Least he had a purpose in life.

Could be a new Disney feature, that. Ghostly White Jade and the Seven Poisoned Z-List Dwarves - introducing Skanky, Filthy, Dirty, Mingy, Gobby, Nasty and Bint.

I think that means I automatically get to be bridesmaid when the pair of you get wed then With antics like that to draw on, I'd want to be the one writing the best man speech! Mind you, mucky anecdotes don't really have the same effect if neither of the happy couple has any shame in the first place...

If that's the truth Jimbo, then those fuckers don't deserve a player like Henry. He cost Arsenal a pittance, has always performed for them, put his club first above all other and now after being their lone match winner since Viera and Berkamp have left (neither of which were really replaced) he is thinking about going somewhere else (and unlike Owen's his management has now fiercely denied) and they feel like we do with Owen - then fuck them I hope he waits a year and goes on a bosman. I'd hardly call £10.5m a pittance. 10.5m is a fucking bargain considering he has been there since 1999. Can you tell me the last time we spent that sort of money on a player who has stayed at the club and performed consistany for 8 seasons? And Shearer doesn't count for many reasons and you know that. I don't see why he doesn't. Regardless, he's the only one, so...

Being that you bum them when they are doubled-over and defenceless? I was halfway to writing "they go down with one punch" then realised that was bound to be twisted by the likes of you, so I changed my phrasing. Should have known better really.

I can't help but look at that sig and want to attach a 'thinks' bubble saying '....so that's my name!'.

Gypsy kids outside churches in Belgrade. They're as insistent as flies around shit, and they always send the littlest, cutest ones up first to try and tug at your heartstrings. Mind, one punch and they're down, so it's a strategy that has its benefits.

Christ on a crutch! 12th Man Stand Best Fans In The World Stand Chucked Out By The Stewards If You Stand Stand

If they're not doing anything to earn my money, they don't deserve it. And if they've got an instrument or a prop, they should sell it if they're that desperate for cash.

Don't ask, don't tell.

And now Belgrade Airport is named after him and they charge western prices for dry sandwiches. Woo!

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Means difficult to find not invisible.... That's elusive numbnuts. Knew I should have looked it up with you around Ringo. To be fair, it doesn't take an alex to notice what you did there, parky. Behave you pair of catwalk queens. 'Get out with your 'vocabularies'!' "Qualifications"

(took me a moment...)

Vodcast?

I suppose there was that when i started. However i had a spell between uni and starting work where i had fuck all to do and so i went through all my MP3's and corrected all the info on each of them to what i wanted, for genre, album, artist, title and the like. Did take a while like! I tend to name the actual files fairly rigidly ("Artist name - Song title") and I know there's software like ID3-TagIT that can do the rest for you, but I never get round to it. I'd love to claim I have other priorities in life, but I'm not even sure I do

Means difficult to find not invisible.... Means non-existent or illusory...

Ahh, the Priest. Remember when that "United, United, United we stand" song was played before every home game?

I've got far too many mp3s with dodgy ID3 tags that I can't be bothered to change, so iTunes isn't my best buddy. More or less does the job though, if a bit clunkily.

I never knew you and "Leicester City 4ever" were such good mates... (Anyone fancy pruning the birthday list at some point? )

I got given a Shuffle and it's fine for the gym or whatever. Wouldn't have paid for it though.

That's one of the things I like most about a lot of anti-gay attitudes. Take gays in the military, for example. "I don't want them anywhere near me, they'll try and have my bottom while I'm sleeping!" Not if you're an ugly, chinless, blockheaded soldier we won't, have you no idea how superficial we are?

Fisi is claiming he was too focused on passing Kubica to notice the light. Whereas Massa isn't even bothering to make excuses, saying he just didn't look.