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WOOP WOOP! SPACKA ALERT! shurrup man ginge...!!! I had drank too much vodka yesterday Best kept secret on the board, that.

Bravo! ...unless you were unconscious by 4pm and the slammers were your breakfast, in which case Boo!

Sorry Laz, been away for the weekend so just seen this. No - it's generally done by general surgeons who do lots of other things aswell. They do have specialist endoscopy nurses who's sole job it is to assist/look after the people having cameras shoved up their arses and down their throats all day every day (yes, the scopes are sterilised inbetween )I think I'd rather stick pins in my eyes than do that job. Aye good job because if I walk in there tomorrow and you're stood there'll be hell on I tells ya! 'specially if she's still rat-arsed after her big weekend away. Might struggle to find the right hole

I translate nonsensical German business-speak into equally nonsensical English business-speak.

hibby beedy!

Seen as you get so much stick on here, I'll be nice to you You do have a fantastic vocabulary Dave. Don't get used to this sort of thing btw it's taken me 3 and a half hours to come to a decision. I think this is a compliment so I'm going to take it as such. I've been trying to weigh up whether you were taking the piss or being genuine So much for choosing your vocabulary wisely. Sitting duck anyone?

I only do my own species. Live a little man! What kind of baby are you expecting, anyway?

FYP FYFYP

I only do my own species.

as soon as I posted that I went "uhoh" Heat makes me terribly predictable.

Unbelievable.

Don't ask them for fashion advice, either. Light blue shirt and a tie with some darker blue in it, I'd say. As for the actual interview stuff, god knows - I've only had two real interviews in my life. One was a shambles and I didn't particularly want the job anyway, the other was for my first company in Mainz and they were desperate for anyone vaguely competent.

Do you think I should tell them? They've employed a gayer? (Although I don't know if a "rimshot" is entirely appropriate at this juncture...)

My train back is at about 8.30pm on the Sunday, so that should work nicely. Magic

Struggling to motivate myself for the next five hours of mindless PowerPoint translation. Financial rubbash. Off out tonight as have free tickets for a recording of that NewsKnight thing with "Sir" Trevor McDonald - no doubt it'll be little more than a cheap knock-off of HIGNFY, but hey, it gets me out of the house.

I'm too kind - I've put in a footnote. In very small print. I sincerely hope they don't spot it.

So does anyone know anything about this Baines transfer? sorrycraigpleasedon'thitme

...in this translation I'm busy with at the minute: Do you think I should tell them?

http://media.soccerclips.net:81/upload_mus...wnsdzi1686v.mp3

Have you thought about getting a sandwich? Does he ever not? When he's thinking about getting a pie, kebab, or curry? There's barely a food product that couldn't be improved by making a sandwich out of it, mind.

Scarily similar too, me on the left Wacky on the right! From the look on Wackys face I reckon you're showing him a pic of your cock. "And this is what I want you to do to it"

Have you thought about getting a sandwich? Does he ever not?

Trevor's son. He's an agent too. * * may contain traces of lie