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Ach, that's no age. DanTheMan was still in the womb when he started posting, and Brock had just got his first facial hair at the age of 4.

Killing Joke - Brighter Than A Thousand Suns

Tootling on his saxamaphone? How queer!

Do what?

is wishing khay a happy birthday (EDIT: as am I, naturally. )

Well, it's Tuesday already. Well, you say, Lassie? The orphans are trapped down a well? Welltris, bit of a cack cash-in really.

Don't worry, it was.

It's clearly a simplified map of Britain, Russia, South America and Africa, with the Isle of Wight in the middle.

That's quite an admission

Tennessee Ernie Ford - Sixteen Tons

Ian Rush says if you don't go to Nottingham you'll only be good enough to play for Accrington Stanley. Or something.

Since when have they had a fucking airport? Maybe they've renamed Durham Tees Valley again

Well you've got to admire some people's honesty.

Who'd you see?

1. Finally got up the right side of midday for once this week. 2. Been to the gym and Sainsbury's (and the latter was far more traumatic). 3. I've just booked myself a wee trip to Sweden in August to see the family. 4. My task for the rest of the day is to sort through a box full of old CD singles (1997-2001 vintage), having already eBayed the ones that might actually be worth anything - the rest will probably be straight off to Oxfam unless any of you lot have a burning desire to stock up on dodgy indie and rock music in an out-of-date format. (I market it well.) 5. ... Profit.

And now everyone knows what to look for. Result!

That is pretty close though.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tyne/6714735.stm Red-haired family forced to move A Newcastle family claim they have been forced from two homes by thugs who have targeted them over their ginger hair. Kevin and Barbara Chapman say they and their four children, aged between 10 and 13, have endured years of taunts, smashed windows and violence. They said they moved from Walker to Newbiggin Hall to try to escape the bullying, and then again to Kenton Bar. Son Kevin, 11, said he was recently punched in a street attack. Newcastle Council is "discussing the situation". Mr Chapman, 49, said his 10-year-old daughter Ryelle and sons Daniel, 10, and Jordan, 13, have also been badly affected. He said each time the family received abuse they moved home. The family also say they have endured their homes being daubed in graffiti. Mr Chapman said: "The abuse we get is unbelievable. It started more than three years ago, when the kids started getting bullied by lads over the colour of their hair. "They've been punched and kicked and thrown over a hedge. Every time they go out these gangs get to them." He added that the family now wanted to move again. Community police officer Sergeant Colin Murray, of Northumbria Police, said there had been a number of incidents all of which had been fully investigated. Commenting on the matter, a Newcastle City Council spokesman said: "We are currently discussing their situation."

And a fine piece of work it is too.

I have to admit I don't really rate him based on several seasons of watching him. He's good, yes, but I'm not sure he's hard enough (or outrageously talented enough) to make it in the UK. Time will tell, I suppose...

Pussyfoot from drink to drink in swinging London town? You got it! I'm such a lush.

Should be going out in That London. Except the England match is on, so it'll probably be even more insufferable than usual.

Ane Brun - My Lover Will Go latenightwhiskyfuelledwarmvoicemmmmm

Bumrape him with a courgette!