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Have you thought about getting a sandwich? Does he ever not? When he's thinking about getting a pie, kebab, or curry? There's barely a food product that couldn't be improved by making a sandwich out of it, mind.

Scarily similar too, me on the left Wacky on the right! From the look on Wackys face I reckon you're showing him a pic of your cock. "And this is what I want you to do to it"

Have you thought about getting a sandwich? Does he ever not?

Trevor's son. He's an agent too. * * may contain traces of lie

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Leighton Baines

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Does the other arm say "...right into a big fucking wall"?

Been there, done that. It's a threesome with Craig he's after now.

That rings a bell...where is it from? Very tame bu another one that made me chuckle was someone had scrawled 'BANG' on a sign so it now read "These toilets are BANG out of order". Mary Whitehouse Experience. And that one's cool.

If he gets any more defensive, he can be our new left-back himself.

She leave a number? Nah, just a photo of her cock Any good? Seen better on my mobile.

She leave a number? Nah, just a photo of her cock

"Dining out on eggs at Amen Corner"? OK, even I'm lost now

One of the gents' cubicles on the 24-hour PC lab corridor at my uni had the following, rather matter-of-fact piece of graffiti: "Hi, I'm Claire. You might wonder what a girl is doing in the gents toilets. I'm being fingered by my boyfriend Dave."

The trouble for Alonso now is that, even if he wins the title, everyone will remember this as the year he was thoroughly rattled by a rookie (even if Hamilton goes on to win a dozen drivers' titles of his own). He might as well throw in the towel now...

I suppose he'll move to Super Aguri next year just as they decide to ditch the old Honda and use a cardboard box balanced on a unicycle instead, and we'll get to call him "unlucky" again.

Take that decision to its logical conclusion and you shouldn't be allowed to advertise any kind of food. Or at least not without a 30-second "Other Foodstuffs May Be Available" list scrolling up the screen at the end of each ad. To paraphrase 93.8% of the posts on the BBC's "Have Your Say" pages after Bernard Manning kicked the bucket, "teh pc brigade will be happy tooday".

Ahhh, monsieur, veez zees tea-time treets you are reely spoiling urs!

Anyone know anything about this Baines fella? I've heard he might be moving to Newcastle.

Works for me. The hubby's back from Belgrade now, but I'm not quite shackled to the kitchen yet.

Can be.