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At the same time, Stevie's been around long enough to know that we're a bunch of cynical, wizened, mistrustful old bastards who can't take anything or anyone seriously when there's a sarcastic stab to be had.

Surely the game wasn't playable with any degree of accuracy though. Unless her friendship circle happens to include a lot of people with sailor hats, comedy glasses, red moustaches etc.

I gave Bjarni Gudjonsson a blow-job based on much the same logic.

I sat in a Sinclair C5 somewhere in Team Valley shortly after Frank Bruno had done the same.

My current one was taken at Mainz station after a night's worth of whisky, an hour's worth of sleep and several early-morning dealings with evil German bureaucracy. Which makes it a pretty accurate representation of how I look whenever I'm passing through an airport, so that's fine by me...

That sounds filthy too. Bunch of smutmongers in this thread.

Those the fellas who propositioned mancy?

In your own thread and all! The shame. Blatantly just an excuse to unload the guilty burden of your paintbrush-related tainting of a gift given in good faith.

I only ever go out 'there' on my scooter. Most of the girls don't want to know Go to Hamburg snakey, the girls even provide their own car! It's quite interesting to see how senior they are in their occupation by what make and model they have underneath them. And what type of car they have.

I read one of his books ages ago. 'Downsize This'. It was ok. "Stupid White Men" really pissed me off. I thought the title was meant to refer to the subject matter, not the target audience (and the whole thing was weirdly me-me-me all the way through, but I suppose that's just his style). Will give him another chance if I see one of his other books in the wasteland that is Lewisham Library though.

Come on people, what's with all these good claims to fame? We've heard them all before, this thread is for the really shit ones Oh and: I could've sworn you were going to say something else there.

I'll add "Wish he could write well" to that list. Suppose it's good that someone like him's around though, a Fox News-style oversimplifier for the left.

That sounds filthy.

You're a poet and you were unaware of the validity of this claim

I once threw up in the same room as Pauline Quirke.

The students' union at Goldsmiths College near here is the "Tiananmen Building". Chairman Mao wept...

Dunno, but Andorra should.

Well somebody had to point it out. North-east's top dogs 'cause we've got an airport tbh

Bunch of long-living tax-dodging cunts.

Kansalliskirjasto!

I deal with ease with the wallah's who sell the Hamburg version (sort of local events/ arty stuff)...Just tell them I don't read German. Bye. Ah yes, good old Hints & Cunts. Difficult to explain that one to visiting foreigners. It's not a terrible read, but when you can get a Morgenpost for 50c if you want something you can happily leave behind on the train... Have they got the whole "handing out free papers" thing over there yet? I still have fond memories of "15 Uhr Aktuell", which quickly came and went. Metro/Thelondonpaper/London Lite "distributors" are the Big Issue sellers it's morally acceptable to kick.

There was a fella in Hamburg with stumps for arms who used to kneel on the pavement on one of the main shopping streets and rock backwards and forwards while moaning "Geld.... Geld.... Geld...." in a whiny high-pitched voice. Terribly unfortunate, but also spectacularly hard to take seriously. Now if he'd had a fella next to him putting a techno beat underneath it, I might have been tempted to contribute.

Jo Dee Messina - My Give A Damn's Busted Country music gets all the good song titles.

"I understand from a source in the Snakehips household that Snakehips is keen to establish whether Mike Ashley has any Geordie roots"