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Didn't realise they had banned smoking outright? Question mark! Very good? Erk.

Ah, but that's just the nicotine withdrawal making them all sensitive. Diddums.

I need caffeine.

I think Everton winning the FA Cup left us out of Europe IIRC? I suppose having fewer games was a blessing in disguise given what (nearly) happened the next season.

good film Good book as well. Excellent zoetrope adaptation.

Well it's nice having a better chance of getting a seat in some places.

Happy birthday to ya mate.

How underwhelming. Hamilton in "fuelling ridiculously light to get pole position as PR stunt followed by thorough underperformance in the race" shockah!

Maybe limit the reinstall to the half-dozen or so most popular games or something.

Happy birthday mate.

Ah c'mon now.

I'm all done. Gym for a couple of hours then a Chinese later. (Cue "Won Yung Man" jokes from Wacky as per.)

And 10/10 to Mr. Renton for observation. Can it really be classed as snowballing if one of the participants isn't consenting? Hm... a snowball ambush, perhaps.

And 10/10 to Mr. Renton for observation.

It's always lunchtime somewhere. (Fatty Philosophy, Vol. 1)

I could use a slow(er) day, my worksheet for the week's looking a bit on the empty side so I may have to fire up the trusty old BOSCH Teutonically Efficient Espresso Maker for an all-day translation sesh. You lot had better be entertaining, I'll need the distraction.

Sick. Ban for life tbh.

See, you should never get a lass to do a man's job.

Is is merely coincidence that an anagram of 'Postal Strike is Its Patrokles?? Canny spot I bet you bloody checked it as well.... Just think of me as your personal proofreading system.

Is is merely coincidence that an anagram of 'Postal Strike is Its Patrokles?? Canny spot

OH

Can't be accurate, the weather's far too nice...

They're one of the main reasons I moved back to the UK, to be honest.

Seriously though.

Fatty Birthday! ...have a good one mate.