Meenzer

I had a 2001-era PC running 2000 Professional until very recently. Bought something new off-the-shelf with Vista preinstalled without even thinking about looking for XP refurbs etc., and while it's all very nice and new and sparkly, there are various glitches and (not unexpected) compatibility issues with bits of software that I use a lot, so... meh.

what if it bytes? You get a rimshot, apparently.

Best be cryptic in light of Gemmill's caution. Has to be Prince, colour of anger, 40 winks (5, 8)

Assumed you'd use it solely to purchase copious amounts of ky and condoms to avoid embarrasment at the check-outs?! Naah, I have special sources in Soho for that kind of bulk order.

Never seen the point myself, not at the price and with the drawbacks you mention anyway. Would only consider it if I was stocking up for a party or something and wanted absolutely loads of (non-fresh) stuff delivered.

Adam Rickitt - I Breathe Again Ohhhh yes. Gemmill, you got this one? It's like Erasure but even more camp and rubbish.

k3wli3z

Swap deal for a newly resurgent Owen. You heard it here first.

If he came here I'd fuck a lass.

And this is nothing like... Dear oh dear, we'd all thought of it straight away, but the rest of us had the decency to resist! Well I thought I'd wait to see if any of "you lot" made it into a half-decent one. When that didn't happen...

And this is nothing like...

2nd placed loser! So I couldn't be bothered to fashion a 1 or a 2... so what?

Happy b'day

It'sh a bit exsheshive.

Living the dream.

It's ok, once the season starts people will be back on the "I prefer Hitler to Shola Ameobi" stance instead. I wish some people would understand the point that not everyone is like Alan Shearer with their thoughts on NUFC. I don't believe there is any irrational hatred of Ameobi, just a very reasonalble opinion that he isn't good enough. Have you read some of Matt's posts?? That's just one person. Though, admittedly, he does harbour enough Shola hatred for at least half a dozen busy Toon messageboards.

1. Just got in from the gym. 2. About to fire up a lentil and vegetable bake - erm, yum. I think. 3. Tonight's entertainment will take the form of the monthly Eurovision night at the Retro Bar. 4. And lashings of Leffe Brune. 5. On MSN.

The translation company I worked for in Mainz expected ludicrous hours of overtime, very rarely paid. My current mob are much better for that kind of thing - at least time-and-a-half, and a fair degree of willing with regard to flexitime - so I don't mind sticking my hand up and saying I'm available for duty more or less whenever they need me, prior commitments permitting. As mentioned above, it does tend to reflect well on you in the longer run.

Have a good ...... ...... .... time

Ten miles is as good as a thousand when it comes to Stevie's Blut und Boden doctrine, I'm afraid. There's the door, out ye go.

Major Allardyce BlowJobs?

Shawn Mullins - Lullaby