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Well I put a whole 50 pee (each-way) on Els based on your supremely confident first post, so I'm a happy and ever-so-slightly richer man this morning. Ta.

Health is on the up for once. That's about it though.

Ties in with the hosepipe bans (particularly in the sahrf) every summer even though we get plenty of rain - presumably there are some serious issues with what seems to be a totally inadequate/ageing infrastructure. Yay us. Some of the picture are pretty .

I got a mix tape - a mix tape! - from a friend. Including a dudey inlay card, because she is an art dyke.

1899.com is your friend

Aye, you're probably right. Either way it'll be suited to total boredom as usual, unless we get some more Extreme Weather Fun. I reckon they should install blokes with firehoses at the side of dull tracks like Hungary, just to liven things up a bit at random intervals.

True that. Nice to have the title race a bit closer again though. Now we just need a Hamilton/Alonso blow-out in Hungary accompanied by a Ferrari 1-2, and we'll be nicely set up for the rest of the season.

What, racing the best out of everyone? It does tend to, yes. Felt a bit sorry for Hamilton, which is really saying something. Hurrah for Winkelhock though.

Cheaky bastard, might just sport some full on designer stubble for you next week now Martin to prove I have full growth! Reeee-sult!

Aye, it was in the Holy Moly mailout but I wanted it to get more attention than if it had been hidden away in the Best-of-YouTube-et-al thread. So much for that plan.

Meaning indicative of a peevish ill-natured disposition. \o/ I thought it was something about going round the world in 80 days? ...we'll find a pot of gold, just sitting where the rainbow ends... time, we'll fight against the time, and we'll fly on the white wings of the wind...

No offence like, but from the looks of you I have to admit I wouldn't have thought you'd be capable of much more than "patchy and pubescent". (I know I'm certainly not. ) Now if you can manage full-on handlebars, I'll be sure to make a healthy donation.

For we're a jolly good forum For we're a jolly good forum For we're a jolly good forum And so say some of us!

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I'll allow it when I'm dead.

Little Shop Of Horrors.

Cold-calling telephone market research. Pretty soul-destroying.

My work here is done.

Two fish swimming around inside a lass's stomach. One says to the other, "What's a plaice like you doing in a girl like this?" :D

Nail-bombed him good and proper.

Fresh Meat. FYP Nar, I've already dragged Steve round the gay bars (so to speak), no need to traumatise the rest of them when he clearly enjoyed it so much.

Do that.

Seeing as its been mentioned a few times I may as well fill people in about the piss up forum. Yes there is an additional section but it not about being cliquey as there are really no threads other than those with pics of piss ups that have taken place. It is just a way for the photos to be shared amongst others that were there without them being in the public domain which some do no want is perfectably understandable IMO. Just thought I would clear things up. I smell bullshit That's the baby needs changing. Then you can get back in the kitchen, bitch!

Maximo Park - Shiver (Natalie Imbruglia cover. Ace. )

Wouldn't have to stock up on central defenders either. Result!