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Seriously though.

Fatty Birthday! ...have a good one mate.

Alice In Chains - Heaven Beside You Soundgarden - Pretty Noose Live - I Alone mid90syanktastictbh

Why no sedation? Are you in some competition with Gemmill to try and prove who's the more nails? No contest - Gemmill sliced some warm foccacia yesterday without protective handgear

Fucking Riveting stuff, don't know how you peel yourself away from it tbh. What did she die of? Embarrassment

I've put it next to a packet of Chocolate Hobnobs as that's more your area of expertise, fatboy.

This: http://www.amazon.co.uk/Kingston-memory-ad...6867&sr=8-1 Just arrived in this:

Nah, see, you've sort of covered that one in #4.

Given you a hand, now you only need one more...

Fuck me, that's a memory and a half. I think I actually learned the words "redeeming" and "abysmal" from that column.

That's probably my favourite comment so far.

Bit posh for a library date-stamp, that.

I had a birthday before you did. Have a good day though.

Unless they mean it doesn't touch the sides of his throat on the way down.

I like that too. You can be pretty sure that The Verve will write their new album though and perform it with instruments themselves. Significant differences tbh OMG R33L MUSIK LOL (That said, the Spice Girls had co-writing credits on all their hits IIRC. Whether you believe they had much input is, of course, an entirely different matter...) No but gram has a point, The Verve are making new music so as a band they are contributing new material, the Spice Girls are just travelling the world miming to their old hits, they're not taking the trouble to create anything new. I read his point more as "songs are automatically better if you hold a guitar while singing them". Mind, I'm biased since I think the Verve's post-split output is about as good as that of the various Spices (i.e. not very), so both comebacks have the potential to be seriously tedious rehashes of something that was vaguely relevant ten years ago. I may change my mind if Ashcroft wears a sparkly Union Jack dress though. If thats the standard of your interpretation then you did well to knock back Barbara Striesand I can interpret things that you don't even know you're thinking. I'm too good for that bitch.

All the best arguments (have more stuff inside the parentheses than outside, because that's where the important stuff is kept)

Although now they know exactly where to find you.

He can hear the sound of fucking Frosties hitting his fucking plate.

G'wan then, I've just put a whole 50p on it E/W. Last of the big spenders, me. There's a half of bitter in it for you if it comes home.

6-6 in the final set between Tipsarevic (who is Brock's long-lost brother, I'm sure of it) and Gonzalez, a crucial break point, and someone in the crowd hollers "C'mon Tim!". Fantastic

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIX6gh5r7eM About the same standard of singing, to be honest...

Meh, the first season of German Big Brother had one of them too. Stereotypical boneheaded Balkan male, didn't know anything about Shakespeare (or anything else), got voted out fairly early, had a #1 hit single and a brand of beer named after him ("Shakesbier" ), made a film that never got released, failed to get voted as the German Eurovision entrant a year later, disappeared back to obscurity. You can't beat that kind of entertainment.

To ask whether people want a 1p or a 3p carrier

I'm basically done for the day, which is nice. Fingers crossed for tennis-watching weather for the rest of the afternoon. Meanwhile, my colleague who couldn't be less interested in football if he tried is busy translating a video script for Pele. Between this and Streisand, it's been a strange week in the world of (allegedly) financial/business translation.