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Spot on, couldn't agree more.

Mmmmm. Will you bring some up at the weekend please? Enough for about 20 of us! I'm only just about making enough for the two of us! Admittedly, that's because we're pigs. Anyway, as well as treasurer, organiser and general mother, shouldn't you be organising snacks and drinks for the touchline? It's a completely thankless task being a parent Car keys please. And I want a raise in my allowance. Go to your room! And tidy it up whilst you're in it! That's so UNFAIR!!! *slams door* Right, let's stop the role play before I start tearfully telling you not to expect grandkids.

And just in time for a weekend when we're all going to be paralytic and generally non compos mentis. Now I'm worried...

Mmmmm. Will you bring some up at the weekend please? Enough for about 20 of us! I'm only just about making enough for the two of us! Admittedly, that's because we're pigs. Anyway, as well as treasurer, organiser and general mother, shouldn't you be organising snacks and drinks for the touchline? It's a completely thankless task being a parent Car keys please. And I want a raise in my allowance.

Mmmmm. Will you bring some up at the weekend please? Enough for about 20 of us! I'm only just about making enough for the two of us! Admittedly, that's because we're pigs. Anyway, as well as treasurer, organiser and general mother, shouldn't you be organising snacks and drinks for the touchline?

I have to get the tram through Croydon to get to IKEA. The shopping streets round there are a right bloody freaks' gallery.

Nice work. And double geek-points for the use of cyan.

1. Done with work for the day, unless they surprise me with a rush job in the next fifteen minutes. 2. Need to get myself down to the shops to get some new tracky daks (excuse the Aussie-ism) for the weekend, but really can not be arsed. 3. Baking some strawberry and banana flapjacks instead. 4. Just been on the phone to Barclays and got this peculiarly talkative pub-bore type from Coventry on the other end of the line, rattling on about stag nights in Hamburg and how the East Germans can't speak English properly. 5. Just realised I paid 4p a minute for that.

Mio Modo is hardly the type of establishment to offer anything as gauche as an "All You Can Eat Buffet", this isn't Dinah's Diner now is it? :coffee: Least if it was, you'd be able to get your hands on that cup of :coffee:.

I was going to say, isn't that the place you've mentioned before as being a favourite haunt of yours? Owner probably heard you were coming in for the all-you-can-eat buffet and decided to end it all tbh. </obvious>

If you want to see what all hell breaking loose really looks like, you should sign up for the 5-a-side this weekend and throw Cath's plans into further chaos. Have we come up with a final answer for the kit yet? Last time I checked we were talking about Cyan & Yellow t-shirts! Reminds me of the Commodore 64. I was thinking of the Spectrum 48K - I've been top-trumped Naah, that makes you hardcore.

I had the same for some reason. Was fooking weird - lucky I had a long coat It's the vibration of the bus. But why only just as I was about to get off? Seems mad! It's as if it knew Aye, the bus knows, so shakes more vigorously when it's near your stop. That's what I thought As I said lucky I had my coat in the winter, in the summer was more of a hands in pockets job. I should think so too, shame to waste a perfectly good lob-on.

Jinx!

If you want to see what all hell breaking loose really looks like, you should sign up for the 5-a-side this weekend and throw Cath's plans into further chaos. Have we come up with a final answer for the kit yet? Last time I checked we were talking about Cyan & Yellow t-shirts! All this talk of cyan and magenta is really exposing the 8-bit BASIC programmers on here. Myself very much included.

If you want to see what all hell breaking loose really looks like, you should sign up for the 5-a-side this weekend and throw Cath's plans into further chaos. After two weeks of eating and drinking, and nowt much else, I could go in goal and no fucker would score! So are all the 'shinanigans' in that thread, then??? If not, where? I gotta keep up, man. Not sure. Some of it happened in various threads, some of it in PMs, some of it got deleted, other bits people assumed we all knew about but actually didn't... the usual Internet messageboard dramatic saga, in other words.

If you want to see what all hell breaking loose really looks like, you should sign up for the 5-a-side this weekend and throw Cath's plans into further chaos.

It really was. And it probably helped that generation of kids get their heads around the reality of what they were learning in History classes far better than any textbook could, in its own little way. Although I assume no teacher went as far as actually showing it in class. The three back-to-back lessons we spent watching JFK when we were learning about the Kennedy assassination was already taking the piss a bit.

There's nowt worse than being at the airport flying out somewhere for work when everyone else is in their shorts and t-shirts away on holiday. On a Monday at 7 am. It's GREAT © Aye, but imagine the kind of places people like that will be going to while you stay in civilisation. I'm off to Belfast though Fair point. Mind you, I'm sure some places in the Med look like the scene of decades-long hostilities once our holidaying hordes are done with them...

There's nowt worse than being at the airport flying out somewhere for work when everyone else is in their shorts and t-shirts away on holiday. On a Monday at 7 am. It's GREAT © Aye, but imagine the kind of places people like that will be going to while you stay in civilisation.

To be fair, a few of them are reasonable statements. The telephone probably did have too many shortcomings at the time, the overnight delivery service idea may well have been unfeasible in the form proposed in some vague college project, etc. etc. That said, some are well worth a cheery . Who'd be an expert and stick their neck out? Mediocrity rules.

The Uncontrollable Erections

Just up the road from me there's a Caribbean takeaway called Cummin' Up and an electronics store (?!) called Homtron.

Aye, school uniform trousers and the pubescent boy are a cruel combination. As are gym shorts and school changing rooms, but that might just have been me.

Terraformer - Won't Forget These Days A "bangin" techno cover of the song I meant to download, complete with cheesy female vocal. Good lord.

Aaah clever, I like what you did adding that last 5 to spice it up a bit and throw people off course Aye. It also allows them to be shit at keeping time.