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Right, the worst of today is over. I hope. Still got to feign interest for the next eight hours though.

Howay man, it's not the most exciting part of the world but "slum" is pushing it

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=pp_pVB8ntjI

What about the other 25% 100%? They only had 75% when Rob were a lad, you young 'uns don't know you've got it so good.

why exactly? Because he's not Shola FYP OMG WTF ETC

Psssssshtgrrrnnggggrrrrr.

Just in case you didn't already know it was a Coke product from the label, I suppose. Any fullfat coke is rank anyway! You might as well just eat spoonfulls of sugar off a spoon 'sactly. I just don't get the appeal of any drink where you feel like you need to swill with industrial-strength mouthwash immediately after drinking.

Just in case you didn't already know it was a Coke product from the label, I suppose.

You get Setanta for nowt if you let a strapping black lad come round and bum you once a week?

Hm, I wonder if the dodgy Oirish-esque pub down the the road will have it.

Bramble will get a loud and ironic cheer when the team sheets are read out. It's about time we got our own back after having it done to us for years.

Certainly did for my dad. Of course his car's electrics were dodgy at the time, so he was having to fiddle about with some wires just to get the thing started, which tends to attract the attention of car park security guards... but still. That would have been the perfect time to come out. "Yeah so what if I am gay?! You got caught hotwiring a car pissed, so fuck you!" I was eight years old at the time, mind, so I'd probably have been more likely to hotwire a car myself than indulge in some bum fun and want to shout about it from the rooftops.

And you're wise enough to know that it is.

And also when you still call it Oil of Ulay!!!!!! Pff, they change it every few months and from country to country anyway. I reckon it's one of those "change one letter at a time to get a new word" games. Oil of Ulay, Oil of Olay, Oil of Olaz....

I actually think it's a really nice story in its own little way, but it would be weirdly funny if that was exactly what was happening and they hadn't figured it out yet...

Certainly did for my dad. Of course his car's electrics were dodgy at the time, so he was having to fiddle about with some wires just to get the thing started, which tends to attract the attention of car park security guards... but still.

"Exit light, enter... me"?

Electribe 101 - Talking With Myself

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=q-TROYe_LTQ Starts off slow then reaches a frantic climax, all in three minutes. An appropriate soundtrack if ever there was one.

Still got and use my video player, got tons of old Eurovision stuff on VHS and won't be transferring it to DVD until... well, until I can be bothered, basically.

Funniest thing you've come up with yet

I'm starting work at 7am for the next two days and only clocking off when I make a dash for the train to Newcastle on Friday night. Youse can all sod off.

Ryan Adams - Easy Tiger. Adequate but nothing special in the slightest. Midlake - The Trials Of Van Occupanther. Neat little slice of Americana.

Get it occasionally if I've had plenty to drink, but it's easy enough to opt out and do something that doesn't involve my, erm, involvement. Watching the telly instead, say.

Wacky and SMO flirting like they always do?