Meenzer

Clueless. Pure class

I'll make a point of searching for your name on Google every once in a while, just to make sure you haven't died. As for any other hits that may happen to come up, well, I'll just have to cope with that risk.

The soundtrack was fucking great. Counting Crows - A Long December on the CD player: "If you think you might come to Califonia, I think you should" *Screech* *Swerve* *Beep* "Na na na na, na na na na na na na na na" I knew nothing good would come of sending you that song. I'm so proud. Glad you're alive and all that, mind.

Sittin' on the cock of the gay

Damn right he was. She was the one driving the taxi...

And they still didn't catch him pulling that lad's hair.

Definitely manc-mag.

Aye, definitely. Next two games are Latvia and Iceland away - potential banana skins, but if they could get 4 or even 6 points out of them, they'll be looking really good.

What, all the time? I'm flattered.

It's clear you see her as competition Meenzah. Sussed.

Hehe, you're becoming quite the "me" fan-boy I see. You're my new benchmark for everything.

Supercilious little swine, ain'tcha?

I believe the Fish may be correct... So You think he's buried on a desert island too? under the palm tree on the right iirc my right or yours? yours Beaut!

I always knew she was a Big Eater.

Seriously though, are you lot that easy-going? I mean I know the Gays have the reputation of taking any hole that's available, but even I'd feel a bit uneasy about shagging someone I wanted to smack quite hard in order to make sure they kept their mouth shut...

I'd force a pack of gnocchi down her throat while kicking her in the flaps and smearing her with garam masala. Does that count?

But better English with. And conspiracy theories fewer.

Is nice!!!

I've just accidentally caught the first few minutes of Nigella Lawson's latest "show" on BBC2 after University Challenge. Are cookery shows always this self-indulgent and self-referential? "Here's my recipe for my roast dinner with my sauce and my potatoes that'll be a great dinner for my father and my children and my basting brush... me fucking me fucking me. Oh, and you plebs can use my recipe if you want". Christ almighty, it's like watching "Going To The Chip Shop With Fop in the Dying Days of Thatcherism", only with marginally less me-centricism. And then Nigel Lawson comes on to pretend he's [a] a reasonable, rational human being and thin.

Aye, herzlichen Glückwunsch to both you fellas.

Yeah, with all the injuries and cynicism it's natural to forget what we've actually got in Michael Owen. He's Michael Owen for fuck's sake.

The Hang Ups - Jump Start Two minutes thirteen seconds of utter loveliness from the Chasing Amy soundtrack. Could have it on repeat for hours.

Dammit. I won't be submitting a bid now.

About a year too early if you ask me.

http://www.kewego.co.uk/video/iLyROoaftArN.html And we thought Gemmill's music career ended with Kajagoogoo...