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Shocking case. RIP to the lad - another carpe diem reminder for all of us, I guess.

[/Father Ted] "I hate the Greeks. They invented gayness!" [/Father Ted] Well OK, that one they can have.

The Greeks talking up some kind of historical achievement? Surely not...

I suppose you could watch Happiness and have it make you want to say "I came" at the end of the night.

You need a lot of rest and relaxation when you have to stand up in pubs all the time.

:headphonedance:

Client of a client really. And I probably should have taken their name off it actually. Shh now.

German efficiency I suppose? Well it used to be 40% Germany, 25% Poland, 20% Czechoslovakia and 15% Alsace-Lorraine, but you know, these things happen...

I love my job.

Talk about playing a Floor-Wee-Wee formation.

How do you spell "focaccia" in Ebonics?

Admission is the first step towards recovery! (Hey, if Stevie can use this thread to push his pathetic agenda, I can use it for nob jokes.)

Stevie will have T-Keith's guts for garters faster than a Scouser can drive away with a stolen car.

This was a particularly good point

Now that's just fucking lazy.

Train journey through outer space? And, wait, you're moving house? Where to? I'll need your new address so I can keep stalking you.

Just so long as he didn't give them the finger.

Ghostsmut - Chilled Outrage http://www.myspace.com/ghostsmut British Gas complaint call set to a strummy beat. Never bad.

The lads are hot.

I take back my bumfluff comments unreservedly.

Two Mackems, Abdul and Mohammed, are trying to find a council ward in Sunderland with no BNP candidates. Oh well.