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Hehe, you're becoming quite the "me" fan-boy I see. You're my new benchmark for everything.

Supercilious little swine, ain'tcha?

I believe the Fish may be correct... So You think he's buried on a desert island too? under the palm tree on the right iirc my right or yours? yours Beaut!

I always knew she was a Big Eater.

Seriously though, are you lot that easy-going? I mean I know the Gays have the reputation of taking any hole that's available, but even I'd feel a bit uneasy about shagging someone I wanted to smack quite hard in order to make sure they kept their mouth shut...

I'd force a pack of gnocchi down her throat while kicking her in the flaps and smearing her with garam masala. Does that count?

But better English with. And conspiracy theories fewer.

Is nice!!!

I've just accidentally caught the first few minutes of Nigella Lawson's latest "show" on BBC2 after University Challenge. Are cookery shows always this self-indulgent and self-referential? "Here's my recipe for my roast dinner with my sauce and my potatoes that'll be a great dinner for my father and my children and my basting brush... me fucking me fucking me. Oh, and you plebs can use my recipe if you want". Christ almighty, it's like watching "Going To The Chip Shop With Fop in the Dying Days of Thatcherism", only with marginally less me-centricism. And then Nigel Lawson comes on to pretend he's [a] a reasonable, rational human being and thin.

Aye, herzlichen Glückwunsch to both you fellas.

Yeah, with all the injuries and cynicism it's natural to forget what we've actually got in Michael Owen. He's Michael Owen for fuck's sake.

The Hang Ups - Jump Start Two minutes thirteen seconds of utter loveliness from the Chasing Amy soundtrack. Could have it on repeat for hours.

Dammit. I won't be submitting a bid now.

About a year too early if you ask me.

http://www.kewego.co.uk/video/iLyROoaftArN.html And we thought Gemmill's music career ended with Kajagoogoo...

after Leicester and Birmingham, where next ? Liverpool, Bradford, Newcastle ? What are you going to do if its Newcastle, and what will happen if they want to impose muslim laws it's the logical outcome and if you can't see that then youre the thick cunt If it means they lop your hands off and you can't post any more, bring it on...

Tsk, so we buy Barton only to get rid of Hunty? And there's me thinking we were looking to dominate the Scally Chic corner of the lucrative famousmales.com market.

Aaand there goes my accumulator. Not a bad way to lose it though.

Call me perceptive, but I'm starting to detect a trend in the threads you start on here...

Definitely, Ajax website reports he will make his debut today against Groningen. Dude!

Tell 'em they have to spell Qikiqtaaluk, Kivalliq and Kitikmeot first!

Swap deal for Dyer?

Er...thats Alaska. ????? Your point being what exactly, Nipfoot? that nowts reversed ....aaaaah I getcha. Well no it isn't in that sense I spose, but I just meant in the abstract way it is shown there, where you can't see the rest of the US, it's just odd seeing Canada as being south of America. its south of the north pole man! Now you've lost me. I know what the actual view is, I'm just saying it's odd seeing a map where Canada appears to be 'south' (ie simply meaning below) America. It's only bloody Alaska though, the populous bits of Canada are south of Alaska on a regular map too... :icon_lol:

Bering Strait man! Has Craig installed an auto-spellcheck? I think there are a couple of islands a few miles apart, one of which is owned by Russia and the other by the USA. Probably only inhabited by a couple of hardy sheep or something though.

Well it's all south really..........