Meenzer

Got your end away since your lass got back then?

His permanent sneer is awfully unpleasant.

True, those Peruvian pan-pipe players are a fashion crime bar none.

God almighty. What is that?

You really took his post that seriously? Jayzus etc.

You got caught touching your pric at the flics? What a dic.

An entirely different genre, but in terms of musical storytellers it's hard to look past Tom Waits.

Kitson on as a sub - and sent off 37 seconds later. Whoops.

Have a happy snappy one

Im sorry but, its LED ZEPPELIN FOR FUCKS SAKE.

"Here come the two teams at the Stadium of Light. All 22 are sporting 'Don't You Forget About Me' T-Shirts with a picture of Madeleine McCann. She has been missing for 100 days now." Way to put a downer on a perfectly good day.

That or he's still trying to work out how to do a "FYT" post.

The lad's got an interesting take on "alphabetical order", I'll give him that.

If you didn't already know Miroslav Klose was born in the Eastern Bloc, one look at that mullet would do it...

Happy Bidet

OK, but what does the way Radgi spells our Spanish wonder-striker's name after a night on the lash have to do with anything?

Doesn't seem to be working for me, mind. Hm.

I haven't tried this myself, but I'm assured it works: http://vixy.net/

Nice recreation of the incident you've got in your avatar, by the way.

FYP OMG ETC.

Aye, but it has a knock-on effect on the entire system. Still doesn't mean the ticket office aren't shite, though, obviously.

Alison Krauss - A Hundred Miles Or More Far too chilled for 10am really.

"...up in the ass of Timo."