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Asleep my arse, you were bumming weren't you! Not that I know of! But I am quite a deep sleeper...

Gah. Fell asleep. Now have shitloads to do between now and 6.

Euph? Can't be, he said I was crap.

Only if they really smell of curry though.

Didn't take them long. http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=992

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I'm a Eurovision fan and I think he's a twat. Mainstream doesn't come into it, m'dear.

I love it when you talk dirty I bet you've had your cross-seal crimped a few times I've never had a burst bag though

I love it when you talk dirty

Bratkartoffeln. But aye, you can't beat a good tin of roasties really.

Cracking bitchfight afterwards. It never fails to amaze me how little self-respect professional footballers have.

I'm sorry, but bigging up James Blunt's musical talent while shitting all over Prince's? You might not like the fella's voice, songs or attitude, but fuck me, he can play a bit.

Any relation to this stunnah?

Or because you got a proper lip on if anyone challenged your Alpha Male Centre-Forward status.

Can I ask you a personal question about being gay and needing a shit my old mucca? When you are dying for a shit and have to hold it in until you find a bog do you have more trouble keeping your turd at bay cos your ring will be a lot more stretched than most people's wont it? Just wondered. Has your lass suggested buying a strap-on or something? Look I know you're going through a difficult divorce but don't try and subconsciously get me involved in the kinds of activities that provoked your maritial decline! I'm not the one bringing up activities of a 'turd-tapping' nature.... I'm merely enquiring about an old friends shitting habits, routine imo! It's only cos I know he used to have to wear a nappy all through Primary school cos he was prone to accidents! I thought what we discussed at Subbuteo Club stayed within the walls of Subbuteo Club Anyway, my ring is as yet unstretched, so you're barking up the wrong tree. Makes me a fake gay apparently.

If I'm going to be first up in the morning and can dispose of the evidence, then no flush. Otherwise yes. It's all about keeping up appearances.

I tell you what I really hate, it's those traffic lights with a "push" button for pedestrians that has absolutely no effect. They know it does nothing, we know it does nothing, but still we push it every time. It's a giant Pavlovian complot!

Or Samwise?

Damn!

Congratulations

A bit of that money needs to go into keeping the Scrabulous servers upright, dammit.

Happy birthday, even though you left me.

the most boring cunt that's ever read the news. What qualities do you normally look for in a newsreader like? Other than being white of course. I think dood wants Trevor to be telling us the truth, y'know about how your kids will be being taught from the koran in 5 years time... But... but.... his ilk were saying that 5 years ago! Do I get my money back??

It must take effect once you've been there a while, it seems to be quite a reliable method of getting round that city. It can be pretty horrendous in rush hour tbf. When it's working well, though, it's absolutely fantastic.