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Any relation to this stunnah?

Or because you got a proper lip on if anyone challenged your Alpha Male Centre-Forward status.

Can I ask you a personal question about being gay and needing a shit my old mucca? When you are dying for a shit and have to hold it in until you find a bog do you have more trouble keeping your turd at bay cos your ring will be a lot more stretched than most people's wont it? Just wondered. Has your lass suggested buying a strap-on or something? Look I know you're going through a difficult divorce but don't try and subconsciously get me involved in the kinds of activities that provoked your maritial decline! I'm not the one bringing up activities of a 'turd-tapping' nature.... I'm merely enquiring about an old friends shitting habits, routine imo! It's only cos I know he used to have to wear a nappy all through Primary school cos he was prone to accidents! I thought what we discussed at Subbuteo Club stayed within the walls of Subbuteo Club Anyway, my ring is as yet unstretched, so you're barking up the wrong tree. Makes me a fake gay apparently.

If I'm going to be first up in the morning and can dispose of the evidence, then no flush. Otherwise yes. It's all about keeping up appearances.

I tell you what I really hate, it's those traffic lights with a "push" button for pedestrians that has absolutely no effect. They know it does nothing, we know it does nothing, but still we push it every time. It's a giant Pavlovian complot!

Or Samwise?

Damn!

Congratulations

A bit of that money needs to go into keeping the Scrabulous servers upright, dammit.

Happy birthday, even though you left me.

the most boring cunt that's ever read the news. What qualities do you normally look for in a newsreader like? Other than being white of course. I think dood wants Trevor to be telling us the truth, y'know about how your kids will be being taught from the koran in 5 years time... But... but.... his ilk were saying that 5 years ago! Do I get my money back??

It must take effect once you've been there a while, it seems to be quite a reliable method of getting round that city. It can be pretty horrendous in rush hour tbf. When it's working well, though, it's absolutely fantastic.

Naah, he's saying that all black people are secretly honeycomb-white on the inside.

Hey, if it's good enough for Beethoven, it's good enough for someone I've never heard of. RIP regardless.

You're not a real fan unless Keegan took you to the North Pole and showed you his "little elf" Apparently

Tom Waits (that is all)

Alreet Stevie man, what the fuck is with your sig? EDIT: Have since seen the related posts in the football forum. Doesn't help much mind

Just been to Sainsbury's, and the checkout dweeb started his pre-rehearsed patter with a line about "So have you got any money with Northern Rock then?". I don't think he was expecting a vitriolic, Gemmill-on-the-last-page-style rant about the utter retardedness of the general public. Oh well. :icon_lol:

Lewisham branch, representing. You know Belmont Hill, and The One pub? Nope, I'm the other side of Lewisham proper (up the hill on the edges of Brockley) so I've never ventured eastwards of the shopping centre/market/scummy high street. It's funny how insular you can get even when living in Big Exciting City. (EDIT: Nearest DLR station being Deptford Bridge, not that I'd use it unless I was going to London Shitty Airport, as there's two tube and four overground stations within closer walking distance)

Certainly works better here, no login prompt this time

Lewisham branch, representing.

Tino = Martins Gillespie = Milner Barca = Derby ....possibly

Tim Moore - Do Not Pass Go I really like this fella's off-beat sense of humour, dating back to my days of slavish obsession to Channel 4 Teletext's "Digitiser" pages, but all of the books I've read by him so far tend to get a little tiresome by the end (yes, even the Eurovision one), and this is no exception. I suppose you can have too much of a good thing.

I watch lesbian porn doesnt make me a lesbian. He sentence was for downloading not for doing what he was watching. But if it turns you on, it still makes you a "lesbophile", for want of a better word. Same as if Langham got his kicks out of the photos he downloaded, that makes him a paedophile - just not a child abuser (at least not directly).

The Hidden Cameras - The Smell Of Our Own