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Was it "just being friendly" to the porcupine?

Nope

Rufus Wainwright - Release The Stars

I'm off out on a stag day/night this Saturday that will involve a range of headgear - sombreros, cheese hats, beanies, jester's hats etc., all from the groom's worryingly large personal collection. We figure if you're going to do something, do it right. You can fuck off too It's the big group of boilers in the pink stetsons you see staggering down Dean Street that I have in mind though. Aye exactly. And besides, we'll be in Soho, searching for a grubby 50-year-old with a willy the girth of a piece of scaffolding to take the groom's anal virginity, so it's not like we'll be the worst sight on offer.

I'm off out on a stag day/night this Saturday that will involve a range of headgear - sombreros, cheese hats, beanies, jester's hats etc., all from the groom's worryingly large personal collection. We figure if you're going to do something, do it right.

why does an 18yr old lad want to go and see the spice girls? that is the question I want answered. " " is the answer I want questioned.

What are you going to do, play with a balaclava on?

One of the stings off a previous series was done on a pair of stoodents in the pub where I watch our televised games. A proud day indeed.

I suppose both the end bits and the edgings are "crusts". Although I'd probably call the end bits "end bits" too, if only to differentiate from the edgings - "do you want the crusts or shall I chuck them out?" does sound a bit like you're offering people the bits of your sandwich you won't eat because you're secretly still an 8-year-old. Speaking of which: Invisible Crust bread? Fuck off man. Anyway, as for what I buy, it's all about whatever wholemeal-bread-with-bits-in has the longest best before date. The "longevity" method of shopping, bloke-style.

A frankly shocking level of disrespect for the greatest minger-mongwriter this country has ever produced.

"The Mackems to get relegated this season? Do bears shit off bridges?"

thought that was our secret Now that's funny.

Oldie but a goodie don't say I never give you anything

hic ya bastid

With most air stewards I know, it's the jobs they do at night you have to watch out for

At least we'd be able to offer the unique situation of freight trains being slowed down by passenger trains rather than vice versa.

Looks like McLaren's #1 driver is going to win the championship then.

lol injokeaments © spongebob Caught the bug then, Matt? Was taling about that last week. Playing Martins although sometimes frustrating is +EV... Shola can score a goal now and then but is very much -EV This post: -penis

That's because the Chuckle Brothers are pure class tbh.

Just dug out Filter - Title Of Record. Cracking guitar action, Gromit.

Like a good barrel of Jack. exactly !! Now I think about it I have not ben pissed and shamed myself on here in a long while I read that as "shat myself" first time round. Hope you haven't done that either mind.

Like a good barrel of Jack.

It's more an indictment of the state of English goalkeeping than any real compliment of Harper's ability, but given a proper run in somebody's first team, you'd have to say he'd be in the reckoning for the squad at least.

Aye, fucking riveting viewing.