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Paedophiles: crabs. Simple. Hold that thought.

Why can we no longer think of the British Isles without the word "paedoph" in front of them?

The Decemberists - Summersong

Aye. I wouldn't go so far as to say it's shit, but there's definitely an opportunity being missed somewhere along the line. I'd rephrase your question to "I wonder how many of the 2.5 million visitors only went for the view from the top", mind.

It'll probably just be a fairly innocuous picture of a naked bairn that some jobsworth has identified as CHILD-PORNTASTIC because they want to protect the children (and not at all because it made them think nasty things).

Either that or this country is gripped by POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD

The best 30 seconds of her life. Surely doing the dishes would take at least five minutes? I just wanted someone to say "cock" really wasn't worried about the dishes ! Any thread involving SMO and J69 should do the trick.

The best 30 seconds of her life. Surely doing the dishes would take at least five minutes?

Ahh, the perfect man.

Grooming! He learned from the best.

Looks cack from a distance but surprisingly good up close. At least in the artist's impression.

He's not even. I'll have to add nude pics or something.

Can't really disagree with that. Are you feeling ok? More to the point, am I?

Mrs Cram aka Nanny off Count Duckula? Nah, she took me for French, I'd never have ended up giving a shit about German if I'd had her for that too. Blame Mrs. Murphy in all her adulterous, alcoholic glory.

Immigrants normally learn the language of the country they move to No wonder Brits hate them then. Fucking show-offs.

I love how we're "ex-pats" when we live abroad, as if we haven't chosen to live abroad, we've just been forced out of Britain. I was the same in Germany, I'd never have dreamed of calling myself an "immigrant". It's an interesting use of language. Or maybe the term has just been dirtied up too much.

It's no wonder the UK "white" population isn't growing as it should - they're all buggering off to Foreign. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/arti...e#StartComments

Pssht. I just had an afternoon nap and dreamed of being back at school with the host of Eurovision 1994 as my German teacher.

Pointing out something that had already been mentioned and saying he knew about it first. It's like a Rob W masterclass today.

On the other hand, they did say "Thank You" at the match yesterday, which was very nice of them (and made the pub erupt in laughter).

Jinx.

I'd love to get Fop and Rob W in a room together and see if their collective experience of everything ever can help engender world peace or something.

If you guys don't quit it, I'm going to Mr. Belding.