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Just been to Sainsbury's, and the checkout dweeb started his pre-rehearsed patter with a line about "So have you got any money with Northern Rock then?". I don't think he was expecting a vitriolic, Gemmill-on-the-last-page-style rant about the utter retardedness of the general public. Oh well. :icon_lol:

Lewisham branch, representing. You know Belmont Hill, and The One pub? Nope, I'm the other side of Lewisham proper (up the hill on the edges of Brockley) so I've never ventured eastwards of the shopping centre/market/scummy high street. It's funny how insular you can get even when living in Big Exciting City. (EDIT: Nearest DLR station being Deptford Bridge, not that I'd use it unless I was going to London Shitty Airport, as there's two tube and four overground stations within closer walking distance)

Certainly works better here, no login prompt this time

Lewisham branch, representing.

Tino = Martins Gillespie = Milner Barca = Derby ....possibly

Tim Moore - Do Not Pass Go I really like this fella's off-beat sense of humour, dating back to my days of slavish obsession to Channel 4 Teletext's "Digitiser" pages, but all of the books I've read by him so far tend to get a little tiresome by the end (yes, even the Eurovision one), and this is no exception. I suppose you can have too much of a good thing.

I watch lesbian porn doesnt make me a lesbian. He sentence was for downloading not for doing what he was watching. But if it turns you on, it still makes you a "lesbophile", for want of a better word. Same as if Langham got his kicks out of the photos he downloaded, that makes him a paedophile - just not a child abuser (at least not directly).

The Hidden Cameras - The Smell Of Our Own

But blatantly anti-vaginal rinsing.

Woo, I was only a month and two days late in the other thread. Ive always said - 'if your gonna be late, may as well be spectacularly late'. Yay, I'm spectacular!

Blatantly a lesbian.

Woo, I was only a month and two days late in the other thread.

I hear there are tinned soups containing E numbers that make you believe anything you read on a Toon messageboard.

It's all about the Cullen Skink, baby! Tesco do this rather acceptable "Thai" "chicken" cup-a-soup too.

And while I'm in the mood...

I suppose the ref scored the goals when Norway capitulated at home to Bosnia too.

I not make myself bonus disc. I expect bonus disc come free! ...What?

Where did anyone say that?

You'll be wanting to send an SSAE however many tickets you're applying for, mind.

I blame Cristiano Ronaldo.

The backlash awaits either way, it's just the way these things work.

Class. Though it'd be better if he was drooling a trail of one'ers.

Hood - Cold House