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The Queen? Couldn't care less.

How generous of him.

Only moderately jealous.

He never said he was buying for a 'person' though. Fair point

Aye, always worth a peek. Ditto www.firebox.com

You'd have to really hate the person you were buying that for, mind.

About his level I suppose. Still wouldn't want him beside me in a relegation dogfight though.

Of course you were You think he gave up his season ticket seat so that he could pay to be in with the Newcastle fans? Righto. Well I was sitting next to him, so aye, I do.

Happy birthday, cockend.

I'm so worried that's almost 5 years ago and you have it at hand. It's about the fifth hit on Google. I promise I don't have it bookmarked. Martin you're still better aren't you that you didn't win the contest. I'm mortally offended they felt the need to even have a competition, to be honest.

I'm so worried that's almost 5 years ago and you have it at hand. It's about the fifth hit on Google. I promise I don't have it bookmarked.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/2698507.stm Least impressed child ever.

Of course you were

That's equal parts pure class and deeply worrying.

Miranda Lambert - Famous In A Small Town

Fnarr Fnarr. I knew that was coming. Which is why you love it.

Sad fuckers because they only gave you a 3? Surely been on t'interweb long enough to know there's no such thing as a moderate opinion? When I win the lottery and I'm inbetween round-the-world trips, I fully intend to review every single item on Amazon as "I found this product generally adequate. 3 stars."

Nah, he's hoping it was a 5 and a 1. Going to the trouble of rating his profile and then expressing sheer indifference would hurt far more.

(just generally really)

It's repeated on BBC Four on Monday (at 12:30am and 3:30am) if that's any good to you, or anyone else for that matter. Might check it out after all the waxing lyrical on here.

Duly resolved. Off to Reading tomorrow

Flashy bastard. This is where it's at:

Flicked past the repeat late last night on my way to Scrubs. Didn't sound like my kind of thing. Mind you, I watched and enjoyed that series on motorways, so I'm not sure my opinion's worth anything much.

Work keeps giving me work to do, which clearly isn't right. All this and trying to get the NUFC box office to give me any kind of salient information. Life is a cruel mistress.

"I see you have edited something despite claiming not to have" - could those alarm bells be honking any louder?