Meenzer

If he had a get-out clause in his contract in the first place (as seems to be admitted in the article) and he hasn't signed a new contract since (as seems to be the case in the absence of any evidence to the contrary), how is it that he doesn't have a get-out clause in his contract now? Me no understandee.

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What d'ye want Meenzer? Honestly man, all I ask is that you at least live on the same continent as the scene of your crucifixion. Bloody armchair messiahs.

Getting from London to Newcastle on GNER shortly before Christmas = just about affordable. Getting back again shortly after Christmas at anything less than full fare = nigh on impossible. I'm almost - almost - considering surrendering myself to the joys of Megabus and their £1 fares. Six and a half hours on a bus full of, well, bus passengers compared with three hours on the train. Talk me out of it somebody?

Jesus Christ.

I'm afraid there never was a Golden Age - it's always been a bit uo & down Everything's relative when your frame of reference can be measured in ice ages...

No wonder the Present Mrs. Wogan has taken the stick for so long.

that was on the danny baker phone-in thing wasnt it? great story, but this thread should be about footballers really shouldn't it? But footballers stories are invariably shit. Have you ever read a football biography? I'd rather creosote the fence. Garrincha's is a cracking read IMO. Bought that for my old man last Christmas. Fully intend to steal it off him this year.

This was shown on Graham Norton's show last night. Toontastic - first with everything Ahh, the ol' Gay Hotline at work.

Are you bumming him at the minute like? Predictable to the last. (No, he's teabagging me.)

Gawd bless local markets. Just got back from mine with all kinds of goodies. Though quite what I'm going to do with half a dozen corn-on-the-cobs is anyone's guess. (Quiet at the back, there.)

Shinton is a bear.

I'll do my best. Can't see past Nick Clegg myself.

Dammit, that was going to be my line

Aye, that's the thing - there's been a healthy shift back towards local shopping in hessian-bag-carrying middle-class areas, particularly in yer Lahndan, but what can you do if you want to shop locally but there's nowt there but pound shops and overseas phone call places?

Tose Proeski - Jovano, Jovanke Poor fella got squished by a car last night. Still, at least his recording of this miserable Macedonian dirge means they've got something tailor-made to play at his funeral.

i have to agree with albert's, it wasnt until that goal went in that I knew I could really start celebrating us beating Man U. Until that moment it was still a case of they were gonna at least get a draw from us! At half-time I said "next goal wins", so by the 5th it was more euphoria than madness. Though my demented cackle as the ball looped over Schmeichel would probably have qualified as borderline insane, so that gets my real-life vote, definitely. At home (well, at the pub), definitely Bellamy's against Feyenoord. The people at the Irish pub in Mainz thought I was such a mild-mannered soul up until then. Good thing they had pretty sturdy furniture in there.

Nina Simone - My Baby Just Cares For Me I'd forgotten all about the Aardmantastic video.

Pretty sure it didn't. Should do though. Do any other (normal) countries have it?

But a health gain for fat people who are too dumb to notice.

Never really seen the point in 2nd class.

The Danish language is in danger

A man of the world like you recommending a dry bone? I'm shocked!

I'm willing to be most of the English media will disagree with you on that one Biggest compliment you could give him.