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Derby game on the 23rd is a 2pm kick-off, I suppose we could go out on the lash after that.

I'll be crap for £2m I'll do it for two sacks of spuds a week. I could use a bit of media presence in my life. I'll buy you a DVD for Christmas. Alright, job's yours.

I'll be crap for £2m I'll do it for two sacks of spuds a week. I could use a bit of media presence in my life.

True, but that would require rewriting two words of his last song instead of just one. I'm thinking of the good of his tortured artist's soul here.

They were all shite, including Lampard. However, Gerrard escapes criticism for some reason, whereas Lampard gets slated. Apart from Bridge, Gerrard was the worst player on the pitch tonight. He must have made 1 pass which got to another England player. Fair play for admitting that, I fully expected you to be defending him! By the way what is it with rugby fans (like my housemate) wanting England to lose at football? I'm not a rugby fan but I still cheered England on in the world cup. Fucking scum the lot of them. Because rugby is a game for twats. Any truth in the rumour you were supposed to be doing the England song for Euro 2008 btw? "Get out!"

Well we're living here in Adamstown And they're closing all the factories down

Serves us right (and the media in particular) for taking the piss out of them when we played them. If I were Andorra right now I'd start kicking the ball into my own net for fun.

Mind you, it's Andorra 0-0 Russia after 14 minutes, so there's hope yet!

That is all.

"Well, the Croatians will be pleased with the respect shown to their anthem" as a chorus of boos erupts in the background. Classy.

...insult innocent children alike.

The mascot kids singing along with the national anthems man. What a bunch of mongs.

Nor will George Robledo. Now tell us something we didn't already know.

I have to admit I'm quite taken by this: http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/nothing/index.html Cheap at half the price! Or something.

And while we're on the subject: http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/crazy-cat-lady/index.html Sorry Cath

Oh Christ. I have to have one.

It had loads of spelling mistakes too.

That's quite a range.

I suspect you're right. Still think he could be a pretty useful player for us right now, though, what with us short on a bit of midfield invention.

Oops, so you didn't. I misread the word "afterwards". Your version makes more sense really.

Immediately opposite the station as you come out the main entrance.

O'Neills at 11.30, then the Trent, then kick-off at 12.45? You'd have to suspect that one of the above will get the squeeze. My vote goes to the match.

This is like one of those dodgy contact ads you get in the free papers. "You, bandana-wearing cutie on the train at Aberdeen station yesterday morning. Me, long-sleeved Newcastle top and Girls Aloud blaring out of my iPod. Our eyes met - did you get the shivers too? Call me."

I've ordered a few bits and bobs online already. I popped into the shop at the Tate Modern on Sunday and was thoroughly taken aback by just how many useless gifts I'll be able to get my parents there, so one more trip into Evil London should pretty much sort out the rest. That's until we get to Christmas Eve and I realise I've forgotten to get the fella anything...

That's tough to hear Jonny mate, my thoughts are with you. And the people above talk good sense.