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"Lame insult", "lame excuse" etc. certainly aren't last-10-years Americanisms. "Lamer" and its ilk are a different matter, obviously.

Cheers. That last sentence makes it sound like my kind of place already.

Off to Prague this weekend for the first time. We're staying with a British friend who's lived over there for a year or two, so we should be able to avoid the stag weekend hordes (to an extent) and be guided around most of the relevant sights, but if any of you lot have been before and have any tips or wee bits of inside information to share, please do holler.

Mew - The Zookeeper's Boy

What do you mean? Watching them pretend they know fuck-all about their jobs is highly entertaining.

I suspect it won't be until Christmas now.

No Considering they normally do join us I don't think that reply is going to stop them... Real people being real mates in real life and enjoying a beer together despite their differences on a forum or two? You're having a laaaaarf.

Just for the record, I saw the cock pic on the first page before Wacky deleted it and I'd like to categorically state that it wasn't anyone('s) I recognised. Wouldn't put it past being SMO himself though.

It's that Madeleine McCann you want to be looking out for. Fucking fame whore.

Kathy Secker hasn't aged well.

They're very fond of you too, you fucking cretin.

She was gutted after realising her error in shagging a Scouser, thus incurring the Eternal Wrath of Stevie.

Fleetwood Mac - The Chain F1-tastic.

The Queen? Couldn't care less.

How generous of him.

Only moderately jealous.

He never said he was buying for a 'person' though. Fair point

Aye, always worth a peek. Ditto www.firebox.com

You'd have to really hate the person you were buying that for, mind.

About his level I suppose. Still wouldn't want him beside me in a relegation dogfight though.

Of course you were You think he gave up his season ticket seat so that he could pay to be in with the Newcastle fans? Righto. Well I was sitting next to him, so aye, I do.

Happy birthday, cockend.

I'm so worried that's almost 5 years ago and you have it at hand. It's about the fifth hit on Google. I promise I don't have it bookmarked. Martin you're still better aren't you that you didn't win the contest. I'm mortally offended they felt the need to even have a competition, to be honest.

I'm so worried that's almost 5 years ago and you have it at hand. It's about the fifth hit on Google. I promise I don't have it bookmarked.