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No fair! Radgi is far more of a dirty old perv than me. OI !!! oh no I isn't We should inspect each other's bookmarks and hard drives to find out. Purely for scientific purposes, obviously.

I've heard that Mensah were looking to set up shop in Ponteland like, the sheer volume of members who come from that area staggers even them! Specifically, the grammar, sentence construction and spelling of that area brought tears to their eyes! Wasn't one of the Labour donation scam people from Ponteland? "No, your honour, I didn't think it was odd that there was an extra £25k in my account, nor did I question why it suddenly went out again..." Brains of Britain over there man.

No fair! Radgi is far more of a dirty old perv than me.

See, if we all just turned gay there'd be none of these problems.

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Belated happy stuff and that.

Right, now Christmas Alf can come out to play.

Does that mean we've got two recognised defenders on the pitch now?

Ah, now I remember why nobody bothers talking to you after a while. Count me out of this one.

hoo, stop pinching my lines Not Toondood's? what ? NOT TOONDOOD'S? Stop shouting Baldy. Must say, I like that bloke's avatar mind It's prepared with all the loving care and attention that I'd expect from a neanderthal knuckle-dragger like him. you mean the type of people that we shouldn't be allowing into the country, surely ? You know, these types that think we should kill people for calling Teddy bears Mohammed ? Oh, they're a pack of cretins too. The two aren't mutually exclusive, you know?

hoo, stop pinching my lines Not Toondood's? what ? NOT TOONDOOD'S? Stop shouting Baldy. Must say, I like that bloke's avatar mind It's prepared with all the loving care and attention that I'd expect from a neanderthal knuckle-dragger like him.

Really? I think it was the same drive as the Amstrad had, the latter having bought up Sinclair's brand name and products at some point. So you've probably got Alan Sugar to blame for that. Mind you, it never happened to my CPC, so I suspect it was an underhanded attempt to force the Speccy out of the market, allowing the clearly superior Amstrad to achieve global domination. Oh well.

"Religion is shite, it makes people want to kill other people over teddy bears names"? Catchy. "Religious debates are almost as stupendously dull as we are", I think.

Ahh, if we're including computers then these were my babies: () And especially...

Alive and well as it happens. Still has a look occasionally but his worked has clamped down on 'net usage. I got a PM off him as he's going to Fulham away with his missus and wanted to meet up. Dunno about our Teutonic friend though. Speaking of which, who's going to be dahn 'ere for the Fulham match? Enough of us to warrant a bit of Soho-buggering? Hey, whatever it takes for a bit of festive cheer. I'll even wrap it in tinsel for the occasion

Alive and well as it happens. Still has a look occasionally but his worked has clamped down on 'net usage. I got a PM off him as he's going to Fulham away with his missus and wanted to meet up. Dunno about our Teutonic friend though. Speaking of which, who's going to be dahn 'ere for the Fulham match? Enough of us to warrant a bit of Soho-bothering?

Ohhh yeah

That's funny, 'cause I used to dress up as a financial translator when I was a young lad.

Not before the first of Advent, young feller-me-lad. Patience.

He's scratching.

Mario's Cement Factory, that's the bugger

Fuck yeah, Donkey Kong! There was a single-screen Mario one that was pretty cool too.

I'm guessing he's been to Frankfurt and had a fantastic time, and is now hiding his face in shame lest he have to admit the error of his ways.

What price Milner to pitch up with a case of the ebola virus next week? He needs to get rid of that bout of leprosy he's suffering from first. Ouch

Our old cat used to try and eat Micro Machines. She wasn't the brightest.