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The Tactics Truck man. Those were the days.

Martin stop trying to sense out any new meat. I see Smooth Operator got there first anyway. Poor lad will have an inbox overflowing with cock pics before long.

Alright mate, welcome to the show. Just promise us you have better fashion sense than wor Jonny.

Weensy bit hypocritical for Holy Moly to be having a go, but I do see how there's a fine line between acceptable and unacceptable. Definitely not the kind of thing I'd expect from an august publication such as Heat, anyway.

Is Martins sat in the back seat? I hope Jimbo's got a booster seat for him if so. Its got wheelchair access at the back. That's Viduka and Ameobi catered for too then. Smashing!

Uncanny!

Is Martins sat in the back seat? I hope Jimbo's got a booster seat for him if so.

Rammstein - Mutter The height of sophistication. Rein! Raus!

Two own goals and a fluked cross, mind.

Casting the line into deeper waters? Keep at it, you'll get a catch soon enough. deadly serious, tbh About as realistic as you getting your end away with Elisha Cuthbert, tbh

Makes sense. I presume Gary Speed fulfilled that kind of role for Allardyce at Bolton.

All that and turning into a nation of gay Lithuanian street-sweepers (plus omnipresent chav underclass). It's going to be a tough century.

Bring on the first £500,000 studio apartment in this scabby South London street. With the dollar being so weak, I'd seriously consider moving to the States if it wasn't for, well, having to live in the States...

The Loud Family - Plants And Birds And Rocks And Things

Dub War - Gorrit Rah!

He's a fine figure of a short baldie with dubious fashion sense.

Dexy's Midnight Runners - Don't Stand Me Down

You seem to be terribly paranoid. Hate bandwagon? I've been ripping you over your posting style for aeons man. Aye, it's still funny what it engenders though. It makes me happy and lets you slip out of character into occasional public displays of gross paranoia. How can it be wrong?

You seem to be terribly paranoid. Hate bandwagon? I've been ripping you over your posting style for aeons man.

I would extend it to include don't post patronising smilies. Hypocrisy; nature or nurture: Discuss. No idea, but I bet your parents italicised and underlined you all the time as a bairn.

Depends how many JD and Cokes you've got inside you, I imagine.

Could shag two teenagers in that time though. Apparently.

I was just thinking the same thing--this can't really be a discussion on a message board can it? We're civil and finding common ground! Then again the discussions I've had with you have historically been civil and worthwhile Homo. Enabler! Or something.

Fair enough, aye (I now expect this thread to be deleted on account of us not being anywhere near abusive enough. )