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Happy bidet lads!

You can pretty much stop reading the piece right there. Why are otherwise rational people such idiots when it comes to Christmas?

The other way round though.

37 - no more, no less. But 24 in a built-up area.

I'm getting a sense of deja vu...

I was always confused because I thought thhe word should have been insaner. Little did I realise it was simple gobbledegook. Had myself thinking of other gobbledegook in song. What the fuck does "tek fly boss wok jam nitty gritty" mean? Scaramouche,scaramouche will you do the fandango Slowly walking down the hall, faster than a cannonball

Nah. A bit too Itchski and Scratchski for my liking.

Oh right. That makes sense.

Smith didn't play right midfield though?

Can't be arsed to read the previous ten pages, but that was much better. Let's hope we build on it at the weekend.

Adequate

Honestly, you go away for a couple of hours... No, I'm not, erm, partnershipped. It feels like the sort of thing that Older Gays do. (Shut up. )

Police Question Canoe-dling Couple. Ey? Ey? Deceitful Couple Caught Out By Dodgy Insurance Scam (Also, Boating Pun)

Already back in the charts again, where it belongs. In fact there's going to be 7 or 8 old Christmas songs in the top 40 this weekend, keeping out a number of this year's pretenders to the throne. God bless the download age.

Barred for farting again? Not me i sit near the door Funny enough had Bran and fruit for breakfast Then you'll not be short of a stool at the Trent for once.

Barred for farting again?

The Frank and Walters - After All

You guys!

Is it wrong that the first objection that came to my mind was "But I never had a bunk bed"?

Pixies - Monkey Gone To Heaven Waxing lyrical about the awesomeness of this song is like saying we're not playing great football at the moment - stating the completely fucking obvious - but it's still true, even the best part of (gulp) two decades later. Time for a bit of karaoke screaming, I think.

Probably a fake. Still funny.

not being funny like but after all the bollocks that was spouted on by people about having "plans" and sticking to them etc etc .............. FWIW, I always said that a manager who loses the plot should go. Thats the way football is. Even stranger is the fact that the wanker who was completely responsible for us not winning everything in sight has also gone, and guess what, people are still complaining like fuck. Roll on the Champions League and a couple of Cup Final, as with a decent board which we now have instead of the complete toe rags previously, its inevitable. Old board this, """"""""plans"""""""" that. Change the record you fucking spacker. I might have more sympathy if I thought the timing of Leazes' return was even slightly coincidental.

If only she knew! Chances are a therapist could make some serious money out of her, working through that guilt about how she turned you Fortunately she was a lass from my street rather than someone from school, meaning that SMO doesn't know her, so I feel safe to wax lyrical on the subject. Actually, she's ended up living in Rutland and keeping horses, so I suspect it might have been a turning point for both of us.

I don't remember a great deal about it, but I know I'd have been around 11 and she was about a year older. Must have been crap, mind.