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£2.70 here and you get to be ranted at by smelly drunk Irish gamblers. Although Sky appear to have given me full access to every channel ever, so I'm tempted to avoid the humiliation of watching the match in public tomorrow night.

Although to be fair, he does deserve a little poke for daring to mention Marissa Nadler in a list of all-time greats. Nice girl, lovely voice, but howay now.

I had this, picked up from a jumble sale for next to nowt: I really hope nobody else did, because it was utterly cack, even for a junior athletics nerd like meself.

2J I owe you a drink...he's just picked the blue polo top from there so it's ordered cheers x You're getting him the blue top from that page? Well that's as clear as mud. There's still a canny few of them on there, if you're generous with the definition of "blue" for bad comedy purposes anyway. Howay man, give me a break.

2J I owe you a drink...he's just picked the blue polo top from there so it's ordered cheers x You're getting him the blue top from that page? Well that's as clear as mud.

No, but I did get a bar of Green & Black's chocolate for completing some online survey months ago that I'd forgotten about. I could get used to this kind of treatment.

And so begins another chapter in the story known as "Bearded Bowling for Soup fan and his long line of lovers" Chapter One: Skol is a cunt. You've only just finished with the last one. I think you'll find that she finished with him. ...what?

Sufjan Stevens - Flint (For the Unemployed and Underpaid)

Like someone else......... who am I thinking of again.................................. Willie McFaul?

Tickets to shows, weekend pampering breaks, surprise weekend breaks abroad and stuff like that are never bad if you're strapped for ideas.

And that Oxfam Fairtrade rug you brought with you

In terms of raw emotion, it's got to be Tom Waits, but obviously he's not exactly what you'd call a technical genius. Ella Fitzgerald for a more conventional choice then.

Of course, in China they just call it food. Love it. Never used takeaways much till I moved here, but there's a great one down the road if you like the basics done well. I love eating out in a proper decent Chinese restaurant though, can't beat a set meal for [x] people with all the trappings and trimmings.

No fair! Radgi is far more of a dirty old perv than me. OI !!! oh no I isn't We should inspect each other's bookmarks and hard drives to find out. Purely for scientific purposes, obviously. I don't actually have any bookmarks....or anything on my hard drive apart from music.. Well that killed that conversation.

No fair! Radgi is far more of a dirty old perv than me. OI !!! oh no I isn't We should inspect each other's bookmarks and hard drives to find out. Purely for scientific purposes, obviously.

I've heard that Mensah were looking to set up shop in Ponteland like, the sheer volume of members who come from that area staggers even them! Specifically, the grammar, sentence construction and spelling of that area brought tears to their eyes! Wasn't one of the Labour donation scam people from Ponteland? "No, your honour, I didn't think it was odd that there was an extra £25k in my account, nor did I question why it suddenly went out again..." Brains of Britain over there man.

No fair! Radgi is far more of a dirty old perv than me.

See, if we all just turned gay there'd be none of these problems.

http://www.jamphat.com/rap/

Belated happy stuff and that.

Right, now Christmas Alf can come out to play.

Does that mean we've got two recognised defenders on the pitch now?

Ah, now I remember why nobody bothers talking to you after a while. Count me out of this one.

hoo, stop pinching my lines Not Toondood's? what ? NOT TOONDOOD'S? Stop shouting Baldy. Must say, I like that bloke's avatar mind It's prepared with all the loving care and attention that I'd expect from a neanderthal knuckle-dragger like him. you mean the type of people that we shouldn't be allowing into the country, surely ? You know, these types that think we should kill people for calling Teddy bears Mohammed ? Oh, they're a pack of cretins too. The two aren't mutually exclusive, you know?

hoo, stop pinching my lines Not Toondood's? what ? NOT TOONDOOD'S? Stop shouting Baldy. Must say, I like that bloke's avatar mind It's prepared with all the loving care and attention that I'd expect from a neanderthal knuckle-dragger like him.