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"Well, the Croatians will be pleased with the respect shown to their anthem" as a chorus of boos erupts in the background. Classy.

...insult innocent children alike.

The mascot kids singing along with the national anthems man. What a bunch of mongs.

Nor will George Robledo. Now tell us something we didn't already know.

I have to admit I'm quite taken by this: http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/nothing/index.html Cheap at half the price! Or something.

And while we're on the subject: http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/crazy-cat-lady/index.html Sorry Cath

Oh Christ. I have to have one.

It had loads of spelling mistakes too.

That's quite a range.

I suspect you're right. Still think he could be a pretty useful player for us right now, though, what with us short on a bit of midfield invention.

Oops, so you didn't. I misread the word "afterwards". Your version makes more sense really.

Immediately opposite the station as you come out the main entrance.

O'Neills at 11.30, then the Trent, then kick-off at 12.45? You'd have to suspect that one of the above will get the squeeze. My vote goes to the match.

This is like one of those dodgy contact ads you get in the free papers. "You, bandana-wearing cutie on the train at Aberdeen station yesterday morning. Me, long-sleeved Newcastle top and Girls Aloud blaring out of my iPod. Our eyes met - did you get the shivers too? Call me."

I've ordered a few bits and bobs online already. I popped into the shop at the Tate Modern on Sunday and was thoroughly taken aback by just how many useless gifts I'll be able to get my parents there, so one more trip into Evil London should pretty much sort out the rest. That's until we get to Christmas Eve and I realise I've forgotten to get the fella anything...

That's tough to hear Jonny mate, my thoughts are with you. And the people above talk good sense.

Aww, that's nice. Craig, come over here and join us in the "We're Allowed An Opinion" club. Group hug anybody?

Aye. One of those "quite reserved" parts of town that I've never heard of despite living there for 18 years.

In which case I really don't get what you're driving at.

Fixed your post. Aye if you live in places like Benwell, Walker or Heaton etc.... there are parts of Tyneside which are quite reserved you know. Just like Merseyside then. Whoever knew we had so much in common with the bindipper scum-of-the-earth? "We"? That's like when a Basingstoke based Man Utd refers to them as "we". He's from Newcastle though. But I'm "London-based" these days, which is roughly equivalent to raping Stevie's mam with a strap-on parmo while calling her a "pewer thing" in the Geordie Traitor stakes.

Fixed your post. Aye if you live in places like Benwell, Walker or Heaton etc.... there are parts of Tyneside which are quite reserved you know. Just like Merseyside then. Whoever knew we had so much in common with the bindipper scum-of-the-earth?

Fixed your post.

I wonder if you'll be able to put your entire book collection on shuffle and read a random page from each at a time.

I've bought a lovely new chocolate tea towel holder. Other than that it's all Christmas presents. Never any time (or money) to splurge on myself at this time of year. It's a hard life!

The Aussies will be fuming