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Which is heavier, a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?

As if we're that bloody relevant to the wider world. That's part of our problem!

Sounds more like a slightly bizarre pub quiz than a job application.

Don't go out man, we need a full transcript! I could turn on the telly here and do the honours. But I like seeing Fish suffer.

Ditto.

My first thought too. Fucking embarrassing.

MOD ABUSE!!!1!

I'm thinking someone needs to update our birthday thread...

Fake moustaches cost a fortune to hire?! They do if you want them to look as luscious as Jonny's.

Don't make a habit of it though, we might start enjoying it.

It'd save me a fortune in costume hire during Pride season, I'll say that much.

Ah well, at least I'm not your age. And you can grow decent facial hair. That's really not right.

Canny

All About Eve - Keepsakes

The lad was born in the 1990s. It's just not right.

So was the lad in question.

What a spastic. Come on, that phrase being used as an unsult is totally unacceptable. Always has been too, not just modern day political correctness. I agree with you mate. It's a great sounding word but totally unacceptable. A lad I knew at school came into registration one morning and proudly announced: "My dad says he has to call me a Scope now!".

You mean to say you don't have any kitchen-dwelling, spatula-wielding gay friends who could have told you the answer for the price of a regular text message?

I know

Just consulted the article on Rab C. Nesbitt and encountered the following fantastic paragraph: I'm not sure what's funnier, the fact that someone's bothered to sit down and make a list or the bizarre priority given to the individual items...

He's guilty of unasseptable behaviour tbh.

Ahhh, to be 18 again. Though 29 isn't bad either. Happy birthday fellas.