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So was the lad in question.

What a spastic. Come on, that phrase being used as an unsult is totally unacceptable. Always has been too, not just modern day political correctness. I agree with you mate. It's a great sounding word but totally unacceptable. A lad I knew at school came into registration one morning and proudly announced: "My dad says he has to call me a Scope now!".

You mean to say you don't have any kitchen-dwelling, spatula-wielding gay friends who could have told you the answer for the price of a regular text message?

I know

Just consulted the article on Rab C. Nesbitt and encountered the following fantastic paragraph: I'm not sure what's funnier, the fact that someone's bothered to sit down and make a list or the bizarre priority given to the individual items...

He's guilty of unasseptable behaviour tbh.

Ahhh, to be 18 again. Though 29 isn't bad either. Happy birthday fellas.

Is that allowed under the terms of his tenancy agreement though?

If only Fop were here to know everything ever.

On the microwave or the kitten?

How many clubs would put up with performances as continually as shite as ours ? Aye, we've been continually shite over the past 15 years.

Aww shucks. In keeping with the theme of the thread, then, men who grow moustaches are closet queers.

I was going to hire a Ka for my trip back home in March if I couldn't get a decent train fare.

Oh well, at least we won't be the biggest giant-killing of the round if we do lose. Bring it awn!

An unbelievable slur.

It's no Sim City on the Amstrad CPC.

Apparently we're getting electricity soon, too!

I love that advert. I particularly love the fact that people hated it so much that they invented a rumour about the kid topping himself. And not in a "sugar frosting" sense.

Class. Congratulations!

I'm just disappointed this doesn't involve him singing lead vocals for a dodgy Danish pop act.

Now there's two words that are guaranteed to provide a bit of perspective. Remember, lads and lasses, no matter how poor-to-average we might be at the minute, at least we're not playing with Andreas Andersson up front.

Still disappointingly snow-free here, although the boiler's packed in, so that'll add to the wintry mood.