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Does it still count if I'm wearing gloves like a soft southern pansy?

Also born in the General. Lived round the corner from there at first, then "precisely" 3.3 miles from the ground until I was 18 and traitorously escaped to The SOUTH (via The MIDLANDS and The HUN). Howzat rate on the Magnessometer, Unky Stevie?

Austria's greatest export since Hitler.

That "I come from a land down under" song was canny.

I hope you aren't crying off. You gay or something? I think the world should know that I've since whispered sweet nothings into Alex's ear to reassure him of my devotion.

Goes by the name of Pancake. Controls the doormen (and drugs) in and around the european capital of benefit fraud. Pancake FFS, what a shit gangster name. He'll flatten you if he hears you saying that Not if you batter him first.

If it's what I've had you've got fucking no chance mister. The pustulant sores haven't broken out yet, so I may still be OK.

I'm a night owl by nature, I've never been happier than when I was freelancing and could work deep into the night with a whisky in front of me and some decent music blaring out. That said, late-night flights are rubbish unless you're being picked up at the other end (or you're flying to a country with competent public transport). Should I have been taking this seriously, by the way?

I've got a bit of Gemmill's man flu, I think. Will take this afternoon off and huddle under a blanket to make myself better for Fulham tomorrow....

Happy birthday, whoever you are.

You lean forward and to the side a bit while staying basically seated. It's honestly never occurred to me to stand up and do it.

Aye, because we had loads on quality defenders under Shepherd. I must have imagined Gillespie and Butt signing for us, too...

Happy 93rd!

We're getting old.

Bored. Anyone on Facebook fancy a game of Scrabble?

Quick, let's all post in a 3-5-2 formation to confuse the lad.

"Robert finally leaves" "former Newcastle star and Portsmouth player" Some nice turns of phrase there.

He hates you so much his eyes were instinctively drawn to your name.

Oh I assure you, there's plenty of us who don't find Wacky amusing in the least.

5th best pub on the Great North Road. Fact!

More flirting, but a damn sight less footsie.

I was already halfway to posting it when you mentioned Emmerdale and barn dancing. Further proof of our deep psychic connection, if proof were needed.

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