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Properly seething at Holden too. (It's a fair point, mind. )

Sounds a bit Harry Potter to me like. Not to mention meaning precisely fuck-all.

I've never seen her but from what I've been told she's over 25stone, has one eye, greasy hair and smells of wee. That's what Jonny2J told me anyhoo. Oh, and we all realise she must honk of tabs and alcohol. Quality verb selection.

i.e., e.g., for instance, coincidentally and purely as an example, eh Leazes?

I'll be buying a ticket for that even if I scoop the lot tonight. Why stop at one?

Excellent opening goal for Tunisia against Senegal just now.

So true they even wrote a song about it.

The glow of his Nokia displaying a slideshow of cock pics is all the homing beacon I need.

Ahh, good old Fred Phelps. You couldn't make it up. All you can do is head on over to http://www.landoverbaptist.org and comfort yourself with the glory of satire.

I was for a year or so, so that I could contact a few people. Let it lapse a while back though. Besides, what kind of bizarre person uses Friends Reunited when they could be stalking people on Facebook?

None of them have paid well though.

Forget Shearer's incisive wit, I'd give Stevie a go on Match Of The Day. It'd certainly brighten things up a bit.

Tonight's.

All very odd. Daft sod if it was drug-related, but either way I quite liked the fella. R.I.P.

I seem to remember the length of time depends on whether you're getting a new phone number or not. Could be completely wrong though.

To be fair, most people's kitchens would probably only get 3 stars or thereabouts. But it still makes you wonder.

Not forgetting "for the co-pilot actually flying the thing".

Forum in "Not Revolving Around The Fish" shockah! Welcome back.

For this maybe: http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/2001_hero_pilot_romp.shtml

To be fair to him I don't think he means it that way. Newcastle are my club, they're your club, they're his club. Although technically it's Mike Ashley's club... Aye, I know what he means really. It's just platitude-o-rama where he's concerned at the minute.

"Newcastle isn't the only club for me. It's my club though." Fuck off man.

Presumably trades that were placed before opening - it seems to be back to "normal" now. Though it'll no doubt take a battering when the Dow opens. Go uncertainty!

I'll stop posting stuff from the Daily Mash one day, I swear... http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/busines...fe-20080122672/

So does the estate of Bill Hicks get a share of the no doubt huge amount he gets paid for "writing" this stuff?