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Wow - old, from a different country and not a self-hating closet case. My heart bleeds for you having to spend time with such freaks.

Give over man, that's what student loans are for. Student loan = £1400 Decent guitar = £1400 + Oh wait! Fuck the rent!" How many decent guitars do you need like? One a year, one a term, one after every lecture?

Give over man, that's what student loans are for.

I was never going to get a shag off any of you miserable lot anyway, so indulging my nerdiness from an early age was the only way forward. Still, it could have been worse - I could have been Stephen Hill... There's bound to be some birthday party photos kicking about at my parents', and class photos from Archibald and the like. Plus I know I've still got that bizarre group photo they took of us in 6th form (the one that's got so many people on you can barely make anyone out), but that's less good for nostalgia/taunting purposes.

My best friends over the years have invariably been the Randal to my Dante, Clerks-style.

Whenever I think of Ainsley Harriott, I'm inevitably drawn to this mildly non-PC 53-second punk rawk classic: Don't mind the fella myself though. Some of his quick recipes are canny, and at least he doesn't make me want to cave his head in with a spade like Jamie Oliver or bloody Nigella.

No, but all the others are housewives and middle managers.

So is there a match on or something?

And there was me clearly trying to intimidate and bamboozle all-comers.

Or maybe I won't.

Aye - the winds getting on my nerves too. Mrrrow.

You can get some good ones like, the ones that say ''Rapist'' and ''cheat on them'' Never seen them like The primark ones are the worst, fucking "revolution" I can't seem to find it online now, but one shirt I saw and regretted not buying was a typical black-on-military-green silhouette photo of a Che Guevara-style revolutionary with the caption "I HAVE NO IDEA WHO THIS IS". want one Oops, deleted my post while you were replying because I promptly found it. EDIT: Although on second thoughts, the one I originally saw wasn't actually Che and didn't have the annoying "!?" at the end. Close enough, anyway.

On immigrants? Or sending immigrants who refuse to speak English home? As long as we can cope with the influx of pensioners and Daily Mail readers when Spain enforces the same policy etc. etc.

Eagles - Long Road Out Of Eden I am my dad.

Properly seething at Holden too. (It's a fair point, mind. )

Sounds a bit Harry Potter to me like. Not to mention meaning precisely fuck-all.

I've never seen her but from what I've been told she's over 25stone, has one eye, greasy hair and smells of wee. That's what Jonny2J told me anyhoo. Oh, and we all realise she must honk of tabs and alcohol. Quality verb selection.

i.e., e.g., for instance, coincidentally and purely as an example, eh Leazes?

I'll be buying a ticket for that even if I scoop the lot tonight. Why stop at one?

Excellent opening goal for Tunisia against Senegal just now.

So true they even wrote a song about it.

The glow of his Nokia displaying a slideshow of cock pics is all the homing beacon I need.