Meenzer

It's worth checking, at his age Snakey probably forgets who he is several times a day.

1. The naughtiness of naughty words is all about the intent and delivery anyway 2. Kurdish food is lovely 3. I suppose I'll be supporting Sweden this summer, if only through an accident of genetics 4. Listening to music 5. Off out to the pub later

The lead singer is very pretty. But then I'd say the same of a good set of soft furnishings, so you may have a point. Lovely to hear some local accents and maudlin Northumberland folk in the middle of the grim underbelly of Lahndan Town, anyway.

yeah, about that, it's probably the most revolting thing I've ever seen. No chance you could change it to some lovely lady with lovely lady parts? You want him to dedicate a picture of a cunt to you instead?

Rachel Unthank and the Winterset as support, too. Cracking stuff

Me too or something about John shaggin Justin and it just coming out now. Wolf was supposed to be scary, seen scarier things come out of Mecca at the Metro Centre, not that I've been in. So the headline "My gay brother is an outcast" was actually followed by the subline "...but I'd do him". Who knew?

Aye get some work done and stay off Facebook. Ooh, good idea. Scrabulous anyone?

Where was my invite? Hop on a train! There's still time. I don't finish till half 4 and I'm scared I'd get lost in the bright lights of Landan. Aww diddums. The gig's right near Kings Cross and everything - only three or four whore-ridden street corners to negotiate, max.

Where was my invite? Hop on a train! There's still time.

Off to see Okkervil River tonight. Five-and-a-bit hours of translating a dull PowerPoint presentation to plough through between now and then.

I'm tempted to whip up some ham and mozzarella ones for lunch, I have to say.

Patrik Isaksson - Faller du så faller jag Robbed in that year's Melodifestivalen semi-final, robbed I tell you.

(I actually thought this was going to be about the return of Gladiators )

Apparently it's Pancake Day already! Easter being early screws everything up. Any cracking pancake fillings we should know about? I'm a lemon juice and sugar man myself.

Ho-ho! etc.

I just figured there had to be a reason for the foamy head, since going by what you say it certainly isn't the lager content.

...wash the dishes with it? ...pick you up for the night with the change? ...slam it down on the counter, put on a Home Counties accent and loudly demand a Leffe Brune in a branded glass?

Is that what they were called, for the life of me I couldn't remember the band's name just those two lines. Meenzer, your cheque for £3.50 is in the mail. Congratulations. Wooyah! I'll be propping up the bar at Shearer's with that.

Which I will naturally share with Alex.

Sammy's cultural reference monitor is stuck in "1992" mode, and I hereby claim my 5,000 Australian pesos.

Good English phrases there... Whatever..ommm....gimme a bagel to go Mrs Kapowsky...I'm late for math already! Duuuude.

Bonny anniversary!

Seriously though, if you try to dip bread into egg yolk, doesn't it just crumple up?