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This buggers up Stevie's points scheme, doesn't it? "Errr.... 20 points if you were there pre-pre-Keegan, 10 if you became a fan post-pre-Keegan but pre-Keegan... oh fuck it... SCOUSERS STEAL THINGS"

A rare decent point. Students I was joking however. Thanks for the back-handed compliment though. Edukayshun is shot

Put me in the "this is clearly bizarre but fuck it, let's see what happens" brigade. It's a write-off of a season now anyway, so he might as well have a go.

Oh well, at least it's not SHEERA SHEERA SHEERA SHEERUNNMMMNGHHHHGHHHHHH *flid*

Top 14, says I. It's only fair.

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/busines...ds-20080115660/

I can't even be bothered to dig out the "Ruud" picture at this point. Lethargy rules, K.O.

Kristall is just a version and sold by most breweries, so I don't think it's an alien concept. Bavarian waitresses are a bit strange though. I once made the mistake to order a "Hefe" as it is called in the part of southern Germany where I live. She didn't (want to) understand. Then I said "Weizenbier" realising by looking at her the horrible mistake I made. "Aha, oan Woißbia wuist hoabn." I was really amazed to get my "Weißbier" served in a glass and not over my head. They should have warning signs "Vorsicht, bissige Kellnerin" in Bavarian beer gardens tbh. Sometimes it's probably better to pretend to be properly foreign when you're in Bavaria, rather than merely German foreign.

Isegrim, you might know this. Is Kristallweizen an alien concept in Munich? I've only tried ordering one once there - admittedly nowhere near the Hofbräuhaus, Theresienwiese or anywhere else where people might have a clue - and the blank look I got from the waitress put me off ever trying again.

Aye, you can't beat a decent Kristallweizen with a slice of lemon, even if it goes against all logic. I drink nothing else whenever I visit Mainz, unless we're getting fucked on happy-hour cocktails, obviously. Which is always amusing as the Germans don't seem to get the point of happy hour at all ("You mean we can get the same drinks we were going to anyway, but at a lower price? How pleasing.").

And our cocks are far bigger than theirs.

Stevie made the scores up so he would win though, so no. It's my ball and I'm going home!

I'm not at all sure it's a real word actually.

Lynn Anderson-tastic! Well if bloody Hoegaarden qualifies as an "unusual" beer then I'm going to make a case for Leffe, too. Not the Blonde variety that's all over the place now, though, but the Brune and Radieuse variants. Lovely stuff both.

Even if that were actually true, the sheer number of people concerned should be immediately worrying.

His odds have dropped to 3/1 on Skybet... 5/2 on Paddy Power too. Fast work.

Something like... 73? </veronica>

Took me two reads to get that.

apparantly he's just been seen coming out of the greggs by the hippy green I'd have had him down as a Boskoops man myself. He went down in my estimation when he did that. KEEGAN OUT

Where's the transparency, people?! (This post brought to you by epdd.co.uk)

The queuers, the government, the meedja, the company's management and the economy as a whole, nobody exactly comes out of the thing smelling of roses. What a bloody mess.

I did what now? Apologies he was I knew it was a Gordon though, had a Sir Bobby Robson moment. Gordon Burns You shouldn't have said man, I thought you were trying a genius piece of surreal humour. Visions of an assault course where you have to speak in a dodgy French accent while the car you're driving gets twatted by an advertising hoarding.

http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?...ost&p=82889 Offer still applies.

.......so landlords start charging 54x the normal weekly rent for a 2-bed flat.