Meenzer

Aye get some work done and stay off Facebook. Ooh, good idea. Scrabulous anyone?

Where was my invite? Hop on a train! There's still time. I don't finish till half 4 and I'm scared I'd get lost in the bright lights of Landan. Aww diddums. The gig's right near Kings Cross and everything - only three or four whore-ridden street corners to negotiate, max.

Where was my invite? Hop on a train! There's still time.

Off to see Okkervil River tonight. Five-and-a-bit hours of translating a dull PowerPoint presentation to plough through between now and then.

I'm tempted to whip up some ham and mozzarella ones for lunch, I have to say.

Patrik Isaksson - Faller du så faller jag Robbed in that year's Melodifestivalen semi-final, robbed I tell you.

(I actually thought this was going to be about the return of Gladiators )

Apparently it's Pancake Day already! Easter being early screws everything up. Any cracking pancake fillings we should know about? I'm a lemon juice and sugar man myself.

Ho-ho! etc.

I just figured there had to be a reason for the foamy head, since going by what you say it certainly isn't the lager content.

...wash the dishes with it? ...pick you up for the night with the change? ...slam it down on the counter, put on a Home Counties accent and loudly demand a Leffe Brune in a branded glass?

Is that what they were called, for the life of me I couldn't remember the band's name just those two lines. Meenzer, your cheque for £3.50 is in the mail. Congratulations. Wooyah! I'll be propping up the bar at Shearer's with that.

Which I will naturally share with Alex.

Sammy's cultural reference monitor is stuck in "1992" mode, and I hereby claim my 5,000 Australian pesos.

Good English phrases there... Whatever..ommm....gimme a bagel to go Mrs Kapowsky...I'm late for math already! Duuuude.

Bonny anniversary!

Seriously though, if you try to dip bread into egg yolk, doesn't it just crumple up?

Who's in goal for New York?

Toast, obviously. Bread would just... droop.

Bet it's no Huey Lewis & The News though. Frankie's is the only Power of Love worth knowing.

Trisha Yearwood - Heaven, Heartache and the Power of Love

Just make sure the removals van takes the high road and you take the low road, you wouldn't want all your stuff turning up afore ye.

Do you know what they call Danish pastries in Denmark? Smølebørgske fjærdepøpse.