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No need, I suspect that'll have got rid of them.

Typo or no typo, that is a genius insult.

Reminds me of these lads: http://www.videosift.com/video/Monkey-Dust...-Republic-of-GB

I thought Tommy Cooper died in 1984. Or am I missing the point? :D

he r ur mum

Jackboots on, Kommandant T-K!

Aw, bless, the special school must have won a lottery grant for an Internet-enabled PC.

Sofa companies are notorious for that. Especially the larger firms. Cant wait for tonight! Sitting on the floor looking at the wall Have friends round for dinner, tell them it's the Japanese minimalist look. It will have to be minimalist food too cos thje fridge isnt coming til tomorrow Feng Shui & Sushi tbh Feng Sushi, there's a concept. Three bits of raw fish arranged at unusual angles.

Is "titch" your lass's nickname for you?

Company has their own, so as you can imagine it's shite. Currently undergoing the torment of "Cheesy Friday." Oh christ.

What bloody station do you listen to?

And self-pity for Israel.

He could coward for Italy.

Yuck.

Gotta love weeks that start with a public holiday. Roll on 6 o'clock and a queen-sized G&T with my name on it.

How bitter can one possibly be? Your far worse than Everton.

Hilly Fields (I know ) in Brockley is full of yummy mummies.

Hey baby.

Put Lubenica (The Melon Route) Bunch of illegal Chinese immigrants turn up in war-torn Yugoslavia, drown in a river on the Bosnian/Croatian border. Girl survives, buries her father on the riverbank, becomes involved with haunted ex-soldier who lives on the edge of town. Language barriers and much gangster activity and eye-gouging ensues. I fucking hate Balkan cinema.

15 minutes. This villain thing is just too funny, especially when you try to cover up how desperate you are to always have the last word by making what you say - gasp - invisible. It's like a little kid singing "I know a song that'll get on your nerves" over and over again on a ten-hour car journey, getting a slap off his dad somewhere around Scotch Corner then spending the rest of the trip self-righteously muttering "Got on your nerves though" under his breath while trying not to cry. Villaintastic or what?

Well then how wrong you were! I agree entirely.

I'd assumed it was always illegal and they just turned a blind eye to it, to be honest.

I'm sure there's a couple of activities further up your list James.... Congrats bawan Like I said, "one" of the most important..... And to be fair, you should probably have got the hang of the other one long before you're allowed behind the wheel of a car.