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Not being involved in an ongoing criminal investigation?

I sort of quite like being English, which is a very English way of expressing national pride I suppose. Though I'd have to say I feel more Geordie and, to be honest, British than specifically English. Definitely reckon there should be a bank holiday for St. George's Day, anyway.

Did they print the right words? There's a few older fans could use some education, never mind the young 'uns...

Good post. You soft southern bastid.

Aye, there's nowt more tempting than a bloke in a settled relationship. you want that which you can't have. home wrecker That's "homo 'ewreckedus" to you.

Aye, there's nowt more tempting than a bloke in a settled relationship.

PEODOPHILS OUT INIT

I just ate a chocolate bar that lectured me about being "snackwise". I kind of object to being treated like an imbecile by my food.

Took you long enough.

....is it me you're looking for........

You'd be a bit of a rubbish faggot if you didn't. There's a lot of Lansachire lads who would disagree, Herr Faggot. Showing a bit of respect for your elders, very good. I like a boy who knows his place.

You'd be a bit of a rubbish faggot if you didn't.

This is the best post ever

They're very, very rubbish indeed.

If he comes out, he's mine. I'm not letting all that Duracell bunny fuckrage go to waste.

If anything it sounds like Rico's the one in desperate need of a shag. No doubt a quick, angry one where he climaxes shouting "I AM THE KING OF THE INTERNET, HEAR ME ROAR".

I won't rest easily until the season's properly over, just in case we get slapped with a 15-point penalty for Allardyce's dodgy dealings or something.

Hey baby.

Nah, Andrew's ahead of them, being their dad and all.

Nicely demonstrated.

Enjoy the game much?

That'll do like.

Shame about the face. And the tattoos. And the tits. And no penis. I wouldn't be too sure of that actually.

I feel proper guilty now. And yet strangely thrilled.