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Reeks of the whole "The 'S' in S Club stands for... erm... er... whatever you want it to!" thing. Who'd have thunk it?

Mor ve Ötesi - Deli Real music? At Eurovision? Whatever next, a ban on feather boas?

I thought Ronaldo was going to lose it near the end after he was booked and get himself suspended for the final. That would have been... gratifying.

Couldn't even make it through a whole post that time.

Oh well, at least now we won't have to put up with ITV commentators not knowing how most of the rest of Europe pronounces the letter "j".

I do love how he can't keep up a façade for more than a few posts without caving in to the neeeeeeed to get his usual comments in somewhere. Talk about obsessed.

My face after reading that joke = your avatar.

http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?showtopic=19204 Lonely heart WLTM like-minded fan of cover bands.

So what do you mean by luck? [intelligentdebate]Whatever you think I mean by luck[/intelligentdebate] Bless. Like a toddler with a new toy.

So what do you mean by luck?

I suppose that's not bad value if all you did was book a flight to London City.

My Brightest Diamond Jess Bryant Virgin Passages Just Myspace-ing last night's gig fare. All v. nice.

I'm not often speechless, but...

FYP.

It was. You looked cracking all dragged up, too.

On the way back from your hols rather than on the way there though. Either way it would probably make one of those holiday from hell programs ITV like to churn out. I've got visions of the Scouse bint from "Airline" telling my surviving dependents that she can only boochhh my corpse onto a flight in three days' time and for an £80 reboochhhing fee.

4. Funeral for hanged TV presenter 5. When hanging was too good for some

*cough39cough* EDIT: *spluttercurseyousplutter*

I've never seen many films on lists like these. Or indeed many films generally I suppose. I make it about ten I've seen from the above, and two of those are Terminator 2 and the bloody Matrix.

I'm afraid so. "Sadly Samantha can't be with us today. She's at the Pearly Gates helping Humph get his leg over."

In the week in which Humphrey Lyttelton died, I refuse to entertain any notion of Lee Evans et al being "funny".

lol, gay

The internet would be a cold, quiet and infinitely more interesting place without it!