Meenzer

:D

As if driving lessons don't already cost enough.

Obviously tampering with the instructors gear stick when you took your lessons Meenz, after some more action are we? She was a 50something Jehovah's Witness and mean as fuck. No ta.

Done a stretch a while back for topping a mackem, he's hated them ever since. Ahh, that explains the all-body tattoo.

I reckon all drivers should be re-tested every 5 or 10 years. Not at quite such stringent standards as the initial test, so that you don't spend half your life hunched over the Highway Code, but enough to identify acquired bad habits and general mongishness that may have slipped through the net at first.

No need, I suspect that'll have got rid of them.

Typo or no typo, that is a genius insult.

Reminds me of these lads: http://www.videosift.com/video/Monkey-Dust...-Republic-of-GB

I thought Tommy Cooper died in 1984. Or am I missing the point? :D

he r ur mum

Jackboots on, Kommandant T-K!

Aw, bless, the special school must have won a lottery grant for an Internet-enabled PC.

Sofa companies are notorious for that. Especially the larger firms. Cant wait for tonight! Sitting on the floor looking at the wall Have friends round for dinner, tell them it's the Japanese minimalist look. It will have to be minimalist food too cos thje fridge isnt coming til tomorrow Feng Shui & Sushi tbh Feng Sushi, there's a concept. Three bits of raw fish arranged at unusual angles.

Is "titch" your lass's nickname for you?

Company has their own, so as you can imagine it's shite. Currently undergoing the torment of "Cheesy Friday." Oh christ.

What bloody station do you listen to?

And self-pity for Israel.

He could coward for Italy.

Yuck.

Gotta love weeks that start with a public holiday. Roll on 6 o'clock and a queen-sized G&T with my name on it.

How bitter can one possibly be? Your far worse than Everton.

Hilly Fields (I know ) in Brockley is full of yummy mummies.

Hey baby.